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What Have You Been Up To on Facebook?


– I WENT THROUGH
YOUR FACEBOOK PAGES, AND–TO FIND PICTURES OF YOURS
THAT I COULD SHOW THE WORLD. Y’ALL TAKE SOME CRAZY STUFF. LET’S TAKE A LOOK. WHERE IS VALENTINA CLARICE? IS THAT RIGHT? WHERE IS VALENTINA CL… – WHAT? – WHAT? HEY. IS IT CLARICE? STAND ON UP.
DON’T BE SHY. – OH, OKAY.
YES, CLARICE. – YOU ASKED FOR IT; YOU PUT
THESE PICTURES OUT THERE. [laughter] I’M–I’M ONLY DOING MY JOB. YOU WANTED TO SHARE. YOU PUT THEM UP THERE
FOR PEOPLE TO SEE. I’M HELPING IT REACH
MORE PEOPLE. [laughter] ALL RIGHT, DO YOU KNOW WHICH ONE
I’M GONNA SHOW? – I AM SO TERRIFIED RIGHT NOW. – OH, MAYBE I–
MAYBE THERE’S MORE I SHOULD HAVE LOOKED THROUGH. [laughter] YOU WERE ON VACATION RECENT–
A LOT OF PEOPLE GO ON VACATION, AND THEY TAKE PICTURES
WHEN THEY’RE ON VACATION. AND THEY GO TO, LIKE,
LANDMARKS. LET’S TAKE A LOOK. – OH, WOW. [laughter] YEAH. [laughter] SO… THAT’S–THAT’S NEW YORK. A LOT OF PEOPLE WILL GO TO
THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING OR… – THOSE ARE ACTUALLY MY COUSINS. – UH-HUH. – THEY LIVE IN URUGUAY,
BY THE WAY, AND THEY’RE WATCHING THIS
RIGHT NOW, AND THEY’RE GOING TO FREAK OUT. THEY LIVE ON THE OTHER SIDE
OF THE WORLD. – OH, REALLY? IN URUGUAY?
IS THAT WHERE THEY ARE? – YEAH,
THAT’S WHERE THEY LIVE. – OH, WOW. WELL, NO WONDER THEY’RE–
THEY’VE NEVER SEEN… [laughter] – I WANTED TO SHOW THEM AMERICA,
SO I WAS LIKE… – YOU’RE IN AMERICA.
– RIGHT, EXACTLY. [laughter] USA. – TOTALLY. THANK GOD WE TALKED IT OUT. – YEAH.
– OKAY. – THANK YOU. – SEE,
IT’S GOOD TO KEEP TALKING. NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE,
AND IT’S ALL… IT’S ALL GOOD NOW. – ETHEL MALONE,
WHERE ARE YOU? – OH, MY GOD. [laughter] – HI, ETHEL.
– HI. – HOW ARE YOU DOING? – VERY GOOD.
THANK YOU. AND YOURSELF? – I’M VERY GOOD.
THANK YOU FOR ASKING ME, ETHEL. YOU LIKE TO TRAVEL? – YES, I DO.
– OKAY. I DON’T KNOW WHERE THIS
WAS TAKEN. IT WAS SOME TYPE OF
AN EXCURSION. LET’S TAKE A LOOK.
– OH, GOD, WHICH ONE? [laughter] – OH. WHAT? HOW DID YOU GET THAT? – HOW–HOW DID I GET IT? [laughter] YOU ENDED UP ON THE INTERNET,
IS WHAT HAPPENED. – YEAH, I CAN’T SEE. IS MY UNDERWEAR–
ARE MY PANTS UP OR DOWN? – YEAH.
– I CAN’T SEE. – WHERE WAS THAT? – I THINK THAT WAS IN JASPER. – IT’S BEAUTIFUL.
IT’S… – THANK YOU. [laughter] THANK YOU.
– ALL RIGHT. IT…
THANK YOU. WHERE IS JUAN–
THIS IS MY FAVORITE. JUAN MANTILLA,
WHERE ARE YOU? HI. [laughter and applause] IT’S SO FUNNY
– HELLO, ELLEN. – HI, JUAN. IT’S SO FUNNY, ‘CAUSE I WAS
WATCHING YOU DANCE WITH A COUPLE OF WOMEN OUT HERE
BEFORE THE SHOW STARTED, AND I–I DON’T KNOW HOW
I RECOGNIZED YOU, BUT I SAID TO FRIENDS
IN THE DRESSING ROOM, I SAID,
“I BET THAT’S JUAN.” AND…LOOK, THIS IS WHY YOU
CAN’T BELIEVE I RECOGNIZED JUAN. – WHOA. [laughter and applause] YEAH, THAT’S ME. [cheers and applause] – THAT’S FANTASTIC. I LOVE YOU TOO. – I LOVE YOUR CD. – YOU WERE LISTENING
TO MY NEW CD, WHICH–THANKS FOR THE PROMOTION. THAT’S GREAT. WERE YOU JUST, LIKE,
DRESSED UP LIKE THAT TO GET ATTENTION OF MY NEW CD? – NO, ACTUALLY,
I WENT TO WORK, AND I SHOWED EVERYBODY
THAT I WENT TO YOUR SHOW. AND THEN I PUT MY NAME IN THERE,
AND I TOOK PICTURES, AND I POST IT ON FACEBOOK. – AND THAT’S WHY YOU’RE HERE, BECAUSE I LOVE THAT YOU
DID THAT. SO… [cheers and applause] BOY, THAT’S–THAT’S AMAZING. I CAN’T BELIEVE I
RECOGNIZED YOU; I REALLY DID. I SAID, “I BET THAT GUY’S NAME
IS JUAN.” – THE SMILE.
– YEAH, BEAUTIFUL SMILE. AND THEN HERE’S A PICTURE OF YOU
WITH SOME GENTLEMAN. [laughter and applause] – WELL…
– WHO’S THAT? WHAT’S HIS NAME? – THAT’S RICKY.
– RICKY? [laughter] HAVE YOU KEPT IT TOUCH
WITH RICKY? – OH, HE–
I LIKE TO SHARE THE LOVE. – OH, WELL, GOOD. NO NEED TO SETTLE DOWN. YEAH. ALL RIGHT, THANKS FOR POSTING
THOSE PICTURES. IF I SHOWED
YOUR PICTURE TODAY… [cheers and applause] IF I SHOWED YOUR PICTURE TODAY, YOU’RE EACH GETTING A $200
AMERICAN EXPRESS GIFT CARD. [cheers and applause] WE’LL BE BACK AFTER THIS.

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