Virginity, Facebook & Game Of Thrones | Stand-Up Comedy by Mohd Suhel
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Virginity, Facebook & Game Of Thrones | Stand-Up Comedy by Mohd Suhel


thanks so i ate a pigeon audience loved the pigeon word thanks i ate a pigeon and it started barking in my stomach then i farted a parrot sound but then i started feeling pigeon wants to get out so i was hoping that i will shit a pigeon for the 1st time in my life but i didnt eat it for the 1st time this was the 2nd time i ate a pigeon but i didnt shit a pigeon the first time it was something completely different so i was hoping i will shit a pigeon this time so i shat… a thermometer i know its weird right this is based on a true story audience:once more thanks ok i’ll do it once again but short version so i ate a pigeon then i farted a parrot then i shat a thermometer i wanted to know how a pigeon can convert to thermometerism in my stomach so i bought a pigeon and started observing it waiting for it to convert but it didnt so now im sure that my stomach has powers (in this scene im thinking if peacocks watch harry potter) (i think audience can hear my thoughts) (because im pretty sure that joke wasnt funny) (but they laughed at my thought) wait did i say peacock in the last subtitle i thought we were talking about pigeon man both start with p now im not sure if i ate a pigeon or peacock (audience is dying laughing with this relatable stuff) so(smooth segue) there was a pigeon once ok i know im obsessed with that pigeon but this is a different pigeon (thats why i used the segue) (why would i need a segue if it was the same story) this pigeon was different you cant eat it because it was venomous if you eat it you will go to space because of the venom pigeon venom has powers man what do you think elon musk is smart no he has too many venomous pigeons rockets and spaceships are just hoax pigeons are the real shit shit pigeon or peacock i almost solved the theory of relativity with this theory but forgot pigeon or peacock we have so many letters can we use different letters for these life changing species so that smart people like me can solve space and time problems with ease (audience agrees with me) like call pigeon and seacock then everyone would be living on the sun by now but no its peacock and we are still on earth lets change the world together peyton is seyton from now on anyway lets get back to my story i ate a pigeon farted a parrot dont forget the best part i shat a thermometer (they still love it) i dont know how its possible i think i ate a thermometer pretending to be a pigeon thats why i shat a thermometer (you’re thinking “or peacock”) (we solved that issue in last subtitles its seacock now pls catch up i know its too smart but just think a little) what im trying to say is whats the point of life why are you still watching(or reading) maybe you’re thinking i will say something smart by the end of the video(or subtitles) no i wont its all stupid stuff pigeon & peacock is a myth thanks

100 thoughts on “Virginity, Facebook & Game Of Thrones | Stand-Up Comedy by Mohd Suhel

  1. Sala ye adhe se jyada standup comedians engineers hain…. chal kya raha hai… engineering colleges me……

  2. the way he talks is so annoying. urdu sahi bol leta hy or zyada funny bhi lagta hy. english ki waja se bera gark kr dia

  3. Jitna chutiya tu hai or teri shkl ussr jada chutiya teri video hai..apni.. Maa or bhen ko be dikhaya kro ye videos

  4. I didn't get the joke at 3:30
    What did he meant to say when he said "suck my dick agar aapki Puri nhi Hui to Meri to ho hi jaayegi"

  5. bhai tu virgin he rhena..
    kahi tery sperms ke sath.. atma b bahar na ajaye… πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜†

  6. '' So I was hoping that I will shit a pigeon for the 1st time in my life ''
    I'm like Wtf is going on with the subtitles 🀣🀣

  7. Pehle bheta tu kha pe comedy baad m krnaπŸ€£πŸ˜‚ muje pehle lga k 11-12 ka bacha ah giya h virgin h tho ghr wale gym lgaye ga OMGπŸ˜‚πŸ€£

  8. Put the subtitle on and everytime he says I am an Engineering student it shows "I ate pigeon"πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈπŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈπŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

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