On your facebook I see pictures of Canary Islands ’07 So I double tap To zoom in That’s a sensible progression It’s what I expect It’s what I expect On your twitter I see pictures of a beautiful shoreline So I double tap To zoom in That’s standard interface design It’s what I expect It’s what I expect On your Instagram I see a picture of you and I quite like it So I double tap To zoom in Oh f**cking hell I’ve liked it If I delete my account will that get me out of this situation? If I unlike it immediately will she still get the notification? And if she does how will she think of me after that? I suppose it depends on whether Instagram tells her the exact picture I was looking at. Oh Instagram I’m afraid that it’s fundamentally reckless to meddle with a series of universal gestures. And Instagram I think that it cannot be disputed double-tap has been the standard since Steve Jobs introduced it. I could pretend like it was deliberate like I was making an ironic comment the nature of human duality and the way we … I mean that’s just sh*t I could sporadically like other pictures the effect of which would ideally obscure me singling out the one of you in your bikini So when you get a moment please consider a retraction It’s not too late for you to change the default interaction And also if you get a moment (And I don’t meant to sound bossy) but if possible, when you get a sec, could you ask her to unblock me? I mean I’ve sent like four or five support emails about this so … … just when you get a chance.