MARK: I need to do something douche-tastic in order to get the attention of the bros ERICA: Why? MARK: Because they drink and party and frat really REALLY HARD MARK (VO): People want to go to parties and act like assholes So why not create an image that offers that? Sperry’s Khakis Tahoes I’m talking about… taking everything BOSS about America and calling it ‘BRO’. MARYLIN: Your bro drank 22 shots of Jager in two hours? MARK: Gallons. 22 gallons. TYLER: This is potentially worth CASES of keystone! *cases* EDUARDO: They’re saying we’re douchebags- MARK: I know what it says! EDUARDO: So are we? SEAN: BrosLikeThisSite isn’t cool. You know what’s cool? TOTAL FRAT MOVE. MARK: You’re going to have to get iced these girls are getting drunk way faster- EDUARDO: What do you MEAN HAVE TO GET ICED? TYLER: Let’s HAZE HIM in front of the girls! DIVYA: I can’t wait to stand over your shoulder and watch you buy us a keg. MARK: if YOU guys had wanted keystone… you’d have CHUGGED KEYSTONE EDUARDO (VO): Is there any drink that you need to sell me? MARK: Your actions could’ve permanently destroyed EVERYTHING I’ve been drinking for! EDUARDO: WE have been drinking for! MARK: DO YOU LIKE BEING A BRO? DO YOU WANT TO GET RID OF THAT? EDUARDO: MARK! VO: You’re being accused of intentionally binge drinking… shaming sororities… listening to Dave Mathews… MARK: As for the party… I believe I deserve some compensation from these bros. HEAD BRO: For beer? MARK: Yes. HEAD BRO: I only drank a little. MARK: Which part?