(light bouncy electronic music) – That’s cute. (doorbell rings) Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Hi! – Hi, package for Mila? – [Milo] It’s Milo, but yes. Alright, not that hard a name. – Have a nice day. – Where’s that guy from? – Did your mom send cookies? – Yeah, amongst some other things. – Yay. – She’s supposed to be
giving me a necklace that I’ve had my eye on for Kwanzaa. – [Man] You guys give gifts for Kwanzaa? – We try to find ways to fight
the system whenever we can. – Wait, hold on. – Here. What the? Hello? Mom. – [Voiceover] Can you hear me? – Yes, could you flip the phone around? I can’t hear you. – [Voiceover] Hello? Milo? – You’re speaking into the earpiece. You need to be speaking
into the mouthpiece so flip the phone. – I didn’t know she uses walnut? Milo, could you ask your
mom about the cookie recipe? – Shut up. Yes I will. Mom, question, this necklace thing. I really like the one you
sent but it’s just not the one I actually wanted to wear. – [Voiceover] I know it’s
not the one you wanted but this one is from
your great grandmother and she’d be happy to see you wear it. It’s nice. – Yeah I know, it’s very nice. I’m not saying it’s not nice. It’s just that I was
going for a certain look. – What is this? – [Voiceover] A certain look?
– Is this cinnamon? – [Voiceover] Are you eating?
– [Milo] Yes mom, I am eating. That is such a weird question. Please stop asking that. I love you, I’ll talk to you later, bye. – I wonder if I can
replicate this formula? Did you hang up? – Yes, Paul. – Without getting the recipe? (Milo groans) Now I have to call her back. Gimme the phone. – [Milo] Will you stop it. – Attitude. Okay. I need to get my
hand on these recipes for these cookies. Trying to ask you is pointless, considering you only
know how to make eggs. You on that damn Tumblr? – Yes, Paul, I’m on Tumblr. – Who or what are you looking at? – Well, Marvel Fandom, Unwanted Nudity, Inspirational Posts, and Lela White. – Lela White, Instagram model? – Well she’s not an Instagram
model, she’s a real model. And she’s so cool. I don’t know, she’s so comfortable
with herself and really chill and really cool with being nude. – Yes she is. – Stop. – [Paul] Okay. – She just perfect, and she’s super smart. She reblogged one of my
Bukowski-inspired poems. – She wearing a little too
much make-up if you ask me. – She just wants to be
flawless in pictures. Nothing wrong with that. – You know who has flawless skin? – Who? – What’s the letter after
‘T’ in the alphabet? – ‘U’? – Me? No not me, you. You’re the letter, the letter ‘U’, baby. – Oh. I see, what you did there. – [Paul] Yeah. – Okay, no, not your best. – I know. – Well, I have to get ready. I’m going to a party where BW is spinning and Lela White will be there. So we’re gonna meet each other and be best friends and
travel the world together. It’ll be great. – [Paul] Alright, good luck with that. – Where’s my phone? What are you doing with my phone? – Calling your mom. – Paul! – Hello Mrs. Wright, how you doing? – [Voiceover] Who is this? – Okay, alright, now about those cookies. – [Voiceover] No Paul, I’m not
giving you my cookie recipe. (electronic club music) – Milo!
– [Milo] Hey. – You made it.
– [Milo] Ya. – Hi!
– [Milo] Hi BW. – Thank you so much for
coming out and supporting me. – [Milo] No problem, I came to see you. – Get ready to see some
new moves I learned in the DJ Academy. – Okay. Hey BW real quick.
– [BW] Yeah? – How do I look? – Milo, you are but a queen amongst us. And I just really think that– – Yo, play ‘Shake dat ass’, Trick! – Duty calls. (giggles) – Okay well listen, you kill it, have fun. I think I see somebody I know, so I just wanted to go say ‘hi’, okay? – [BW] Yeah. – Alright, bye. Have fun. – [BW] Alright, see you later. – [Milo] See ya. (electronic club music) – Hey, Lela? – Hi. – [Milo] Hi. – Do I know you? – Yeah, I’m Milo, we follow
each other on Tumblr. – Oh, yeah, I recognize you. – [Milo] Yeah. – You’re the one that writes
all those really weird poems about death. – Oh, I mean, well, they’re
not about death per se, they’re kind of subjective,
they could be about life. Yeah, but they’re all
Charles Bukowski themed. – Who, Bu-what-ee, wait. (giggles) – Charles Bukowski? I thought you knew him,
since you’ve reblogged a couple of his poems. – No, I don’t know him. I literally just reblog
whatever looks good on the page. Like, I don’t even know where
half that stuff comes from. – Oh. – [Lela] Yeah. – Okay.
– [Lela] Yeah. (slow easy music) – What is that? What are you? Come on! – Quick question. – [Milo] Yeah. – Do you have any Coke? – Like Coca Cola? – No, like blow, like cocaine, like (sniffs) – No no no, I don’t do cocaine. – No worries, it’s cool. Maria, honey, can you please go and find me some Coke? – [Maria] Yes I gotcha on that. – Thank you so much, I love you. Thank you thank you thank you. (hip hop music) – What? Mint. – Yes, so, can I do anything for you? You wanna take a selfie? You wanna like, chill? – Yeah, I’ll take a selfie,
let’s take a selfie. – [Lela] Okay sounds good. – Yeah. Wait, sorry, phone’s a little broke. Really nice necklace by the way. – Aw thank you. The company is paying me to wear it. – [Milo] Okay. (camera clicks) Nice to meet you. – It was nice to meet you too. Bye Mee-low. – It’s Milo. – Okay, Mee-low, great. So do you know who Charles Bukowski is? He sounds super hot. (slow bluesy guitar) – Hey. – [Paul] Hey! – What’s up? – I found out what was in these cookies. – Oh yeah, what? – It’s mint. A hint of mint. – Yeah I could have told you that. Forgot she had a garden. – What a gem, now I can
make these all the time. – Yeah, yeah, for sure. – How was meeting Lela? – Honestly she was awful. Yeah, she was kinda mean. And not that smart. – Awe. – Yeah. – I’m sorry puddin’. – It’s okay. – I know what it’s like to
find out your hero’s a dud. – Yeah? – Yeah. It’s like at my fourth
birthday party when I took off Spiderman’s mask and it was
really just my Aunt Lisa in a bald cap. Those situations can be
disappointing and very confusing. – Yeah, I guess. But you know what? She wasn’t even a hero to me. She wasn’t like Condelezza
Rice or Will Smith. I just thought she’d be a nice friend. Somebody I could kick it with, for once. Besides you guys of course. Wanna see a selfie? – [Paul] Yeah. – Alright, you’re going to barf. – You know if someone asked
me who’d I wanna hang out with based on this very real, unplanned, un-Photoshopped picture,
it would definitely be you. – Awww. – You’re the cool one. You’re the real one. Home grown in Philly with just
a little dash of something special that’s hard to figure out. You are your mom’s cookies. – Thank you. – And they are so tasty. You want some girl? – No thank you. – They’re delicious. – No, I’m good. ♫ Tasty Mama’s cookies ♫ Put ’em in a box, hey ♫ Tasty Mama’s cookies ♫ – [Milo] Can you stop singing? ♫ Get ’em while they’re hot ♫ – [ Milo] That sounds
really inappropriate. ♫ Taste your mama’s cookies ♫ Your mom’s cookies taste really good ♫ – Stop. That’s a really inappropriate song. – What show is this? – [Voiceover] Don’t crap on my front porch and tell me it’s a mud pie. – Okay, I’m in. ♫ Taste your mama’s cookies ♫ Put ’em in a box ♫ Taste your mama’s cookies ♫ Get ’em while they’re hot ♫ Tasty’s mama’s cookies ♫ They came with a note ♫ Tasty’s mama’s cookies ♫ Eat ’em in a boat ♫