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Social Media Vs. Real Life • Broke


(light bouncy electronic music) – That’s cute. (doorbell rings) Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Hi! – Hi, package for Mila? – [Milo] It’s Milo, but yes. Alright, not that hard a name. – Have a nice day. – Where’s that guy from? – Did your mom send cookies? – Yeah, amongst some other things. – Yay. – She’s supposed to be
giving me a necklace that I’ve had my eye on for Kwanzaa. – [Man] You guys give gifts for Kwanzaa? – We try to find ways to fight
the system whenever we can. – Wait, hold on. – Here. What the? Hello? Mom. – [Voiceover] Can you hear me? – Yes, could you flip the phone around? I can’t hear you. – [Voiceover] Hello? Milo? – You’re speaking into the earpiece. You need to be speaking
into the mouthpiece so flip the phone. – I didn’t know she uses walnut? Milo, could you ask your
mom about the cookie recipe? – Shut up. Yes I will. Mom, question, this necklace thing. I really like the one you
sent but it’s just not the one I actually wanted to wear. – [Voiceover] I know it’s
not the one you wanted but this one is from
your great grandmother and she’d be happy to see you wear it. It’s nice. – Yeah I know, it’s very nice. I’m not saying it’s not nice. It’s just that I was
going for a certain look. – What is this? – [Voiceover] A certain look?
– Is this cinnamon? – [Voiceover] Are you eating?
– [Milo] Yes mom, I am eating. That is such a weird question. Please stop asking that. I love you, I’ll talk to you later, bye. – I wonder if I can
replicate this formula? Did you hang up? – Yes, Paul. – Without getting the recipe? (Milo groans) Now I have to call her back. Gimme the phone. – [Milo] Will you stop it. – Attitude. Okay. I need to get my
hand on these recipes for these cookies. Trying to ask you is pointless, considering you only
know how to make eggs. You on that damn Tumblr? – Yes, Paul, I’m on Tumblr. – Who or what are you looking at? – Well, Marvel Fandom, Unwanted Nudity, Inspirational Posts, and Lela White. – Lela White, Instagram model? – Well she’s not an Instagram
model, she’s a real model. And she’s so cool. I don’t know, she’s so comfortable
with herself and really chill and really cool with being nude. – Yes she is. – Stop. – [Paul] Okay. – She just perfect, and she’s super smart. She reblogged one of my
Bukowski-inspired poems. – She wearing a little too
much make-up if you ask me. – She just wants to be
flawless in pictures. Nothing wrong with that. – You know who has flawless skin? – Who? – What’s the letter after
‘T’ in the alphabet? – ‘U’? – Me? No not me, you. You’re the letter, the letter ‘U’, baby. – Oh. I see, what you did there. – [Paul] Yeah. – Okay, no, not your best. – I know. – Well, I have to get ready. I’m going to a party where BW is spinning and Lela White will be there. So we’re gonna meet each other and be best friends and
travel the world together. It’ll be great. – [Paul] Alright, good luck with that. – Where’s my phone? What are you doing with my phone? – Calling your mom. – Paul! – Hello Mrs. Wright, how you doing? – [Voiceover] Who is this? – Okay, alright, now about those cookies. – [Voiceover] No Paul, I’m not
giving you my cookie recipe. (electronic club music) – Milo!
– [Milo] Hey. – You made it.
– [Milo] Ya. – Hi!
– [Milo] Hi BW. – Thank you so much for
coming out and supporting me. – [Milo] No problem, I came to see you. – Get ready to see some
new moves I learned in the DJ Academy. – Okay. Hey BW real quick.
– [BW] Yeah? – How do I look? – Milo, you are but a queen amongst us. And I just really think that– – Yo, play ‘Shake dat ass’, Trick! – Duty calls. (giggles) – Okay well listen, you kill it, have fun. I think I see somebody I know, so I just wanted to go say ‘hi’, okay? – [BW] Yeah. – Alright, bye. Have fun. – [BW] Alright, see you later. – [Milo] See ya. (electronic club music) – Hey, Lela? – Hi. – [Milo] Hi. – Do I know you? – Yeah, I’m Milo, we follow
each other on Tumblr. – Oh, yeah, I recognize you. – [Milo] Yeah. – You’re the one that writes
all those really weird poems about death. – Oh, I mean, well, they’re
not about death per se, they’re kind of subjective,
they could be about life. Yeah, but they’re all
Charles Bukowski themed. – Who, Bu-what-ee, wait. (giggles) – Charles Bukowski? I thought you knew him,
since you’ve reblogged a couple of his poems. – No, I don’t know him. I literally just reblog
whatever looks good on the page. Like, I don’t even know where
half that stuff comes from. – Oh. – [Lela] Yeah. – Okay.
– [Lela] Yeah. (slow easy music) – What is that? What are you? Come on! – Quick question. – [Milo] Yeah. – Do you have any Coke? – Like Coca Cola? – No, like blow, like cocaine, like (sniffs) – No no no, I don’t do cocaine. – No worries, it’s cool. Maria, honey, can you please go and find me some Coke? – [Maria] Yes I gotcha on that. – Thank you so much, I love you. Thank you thank you thank you. (hip hop music) – What? Mint. – Yes, so, can I do anything for you? You wanna take a selfie? You wanna like, chill? – Yeah, I’ll take a selfie,
let’s take a selfie. – [Lela] Okay sounds good. – Yeah. Wait, sorry, phone’s a little broke. Really nice necklace by the way. – Aw thank you. The company is paying me to wear it. – [Milo] Okay. (camera clicks) Nice to meet you. – It was nice to meet you too. Bye Mee-low. – It’s Milo. – Okay, Mee-low, great. So do you know who Charles Bukowski is? He sounds super hot. (slow bluesy guitar) – Hey. – [Paul] Hey! – What’s up? – I found out what was in these cookies. – Oh yeah, what? – It’s mint. A hint of mint. – Yeah I could have told you that. Forgot she had a garden. – What a gem, now I can
make these all the time. – Yeah, yeah, for sure. – How was meeting Lela? – Honestly she was awful. Yeah, she was kinda mean. And not that smart. – Awe. – Yeah. – I’m sorry puddin’. – It’s okay. – I know what it’s like to
find out your hero’s a dud. – Yeah? – Yeah. It’s like at my fourth
birthday party when I took off Spiderman’s mask and it was
really just my Aunt Lisa in a bald cap. Those situations can be
disappointing and very confusing. – Yeah, I guess. But you know what? She wasn’t even a hero to me. She wasn’t like Condelezza
Rice or Will Smith. I just thought she’d be a nice friend. Somebody I could kick it with, for once. Besides you guys of course. Wanna see a selfie? – [Paul] Yeah. – Alright, you’re going to barf. – You know if someone asked
me who’d I wanna hang out with based on this very real, unplanned, un-Photoshopped picture,
it would definitely be you. – Awww. – You’re the cool one. You’re the real one. Home grown in Philly with just
a little dash of something special that’s hard to figure out. You are your mom’s cookies. – Thank you. – And they are so tasty. You want some girl? – No thank you. – They’re delicious. – No, I’m good. ♫ Tasty Mama’s cookies ♫ Put ’em in a box, hey ♫ Tasty Mama’s cookies ♫ – [Milo] Can you stop singing? ♫ Get ’em while they’re hot ♫ – [ Milo] That sounds
really inappropriate. ♫ Taste your mama’s cookies ♫ Your mom’s cookies taste really good ♫ – Stop. That’s a really inappropriate song. – What show is this? – [Voiceover] Don’t crap on my front porch and tell me it’s a mud pie. – Okay, I’m in. ♫ Taste your mama’s cookies ♫ Put ’em in a box ♫ Taste your mama’s cookies ♫ Get ’em while they’re hot ♫ Tasty’s mama’s cookies ♫ They came with a note ♫ Tasty’s mama’s cookies ♫ Eat ’em in a boat ♫

100 thoughts on “Social Media Vs. Real Life • Broke

  1. Okay. Buzz feed pays their employees lots of money. They need to stop these episodes. People are homeless and actually poor and broke.

  2. I have a huge amount of followers on Instagram 😂 but in real life I am weird but everyone class me pretty on the other hand I am weird 😂 and I don't care

  3. I really wanted this youtubers merch, and asked for it on birthday. My mom had gone to a completely different website, and ordered a completely different necklace I didn't want. THANKS MOM

  4. I randomly thought of this and have spent an hour and a half trying to remember what it was called (i thought Freddie was in it because isn’t that her boyfriend in this video or am I really confusing people?)

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  6. Dang the girl is trying to be a model while the dude is trying to find the recipe of the cookie

  7. This is the problem with celebrities and their fans. There’s nothing wrong with people looking up to other but a lot of the time these people who follow celebrities feel like they know them personally and think that they know exactly who they are. Celebrities only put the face they want people to see on social media. Everything is different in real life.

  8. Idk why, but "mama's cookies" made me think of the Oracle in the matrix saying "I promise by the time you're done eating it, you'll feel right as rain" 😂😂😂😂

  9. I’m starting to really think people can’t tell the difference between social media and real life though.

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