Tyler: Do y’all know Jake Paul? Mamrie/Hannah: Yes. Grace: Uh, we’re rolling. *laughter* *bouncing noise* Grace: Hi guys, my name is Grace Helbig. If you did not know, now you know. Your life is different now. Tyler: Ah, ah, ah Grace: Oh my God. Grace: I’m here with Hannah… *generic applause insert* and Tyler… *generic kid ‘ahhh’ noises* and Mamrie. *generic male audience laughter* Grace: And this is a fun video that I’ve already done with Hannah and Mamrie but Tyler, it’s your turn. Tyler: I love to have fun. Grace: We are going- *laughter* Hannah: Convincing… Grace: Diane has helped me go back in time to some of your first Instagram posts that the four of us are going to look through right now and just do a general review. Tyler: Okay. Grace: Cause that’s what friends do Tyler: That sounds fun Grace: Yeah, let’s look back at some of Tyler’s first Instagram posts all together, shall we? Hannah: Woo! Grace: We are starting out on July 18, 2012. What is this? Tyler: So you can buy, in the Yearbook – I was the yearbook editor-in-chief Tyler: And, in the yearbook your parents can buy you an ad. Grace: Uh huh. Tyler: And it says like a congrats, on gradulation… graduation. Grace: Yeah Grace: Let’s talk about the photo. Hannah: Can we ask about the expression? *Laughter* Tyler: Can I tell you something about this? Mamrie: You – I would love to know everything about it sir. Tyler: For my senior pictures, I had two days of shoots Mamrie: TWO DAYS?? Hannah: Two days and this is the pic? Tyler: One day with long hair, one day after a haircut. This is after haircut Mamrie: I think I’ve seen the shaggy doo. Tyler: The shaggy doo? Not the shaggy doo! Grace: The cousin of Scooby Doo. Hannah: Was it a shaggy don’t? Tyler: He betta shaggy don’t. Mamrie: So did most people do two days of filming or you specifically wanted both looks to choose from? Tyler: I wanted both looks with multiple outfits and then for one hour of each day I brought my dog. Hannah: Were you always… *laughter* Grace: Oh my god! Tyler: And look at the results. Tyler: I look handsome, stunning, svelte. Mamrie: Did you have any leaned up against barns and/or train tracks? Tyler: I 100% had one against a pillar. Grace: So we have…this is “opened the shower curtain this morning and found this,” April 6, 2012. Grace: We have Herbal Essences, some Suave, Petrol and a Bud Lite. Mamrie: I’m a big fan and advocate of shower beer. Tyler: Now I… Hannah: Shower beer? Grace: I thought this was a Mamrie Instagram. Mamrie: Yes! An ice cold beer in a hot shower is one of life’s tiny pleasures. Tyler: I’ve moved on to a lime La Croix in the shower. Mamrie: Well that’s very grown up of you. Tyler: Oh, thank you. Grace: I like that Jen CK Roberts just said “NOT SUAVE!” Tyler: Oh my God, a hater! Hannah: What, are you thirsty in the shower? Tyler: It’s like a pre game. So you’re getting ready to go out with the girls… Grace: It’s the best Mamrie: So like the music’s playing Hannah: Really? Grace: Yeah, have you never done this? Hannah: No! Mamrie: Like everyone’s getting ready. You hear the music Mamrie: You’re like I don’t want to miss out on anything! I’ll be drinking in the shower too! Tyler: Just us? Just us. Hannah: How many people are in the shower?? Grace: Ok, uhm.. Tyler: Awwwww. Grace: Look at this fetus… Tyler: I look so drunk Grace: Baby. It says “this is what happens within 5 minutes of unveiling my world famous guacamole at a party” Tyler: My world famous! Tyler: I look like an actual baby. Hannah: You do. Mamrie: You look like you’re so proud. Hannah: What makes your guacamole so world famous? Tyler: Um, the love. *Diane laughs off screen* *Laughter* Grace: Diane laughed!! *more laughter* Tyler: I had just shaved my head for the five-year anniversary of Britney shaving her head. Grace: That’s why you did that? Tyler: Yeah Hannah: Jesus. Grace: Wow Tyler: It’s called love. All: WOAH Grace: This is March All: T – G – I – F Grace: Woah phonetically spelled out. Tyler: This is Q bar. I know exactly where I was. Hannah: Who was that? Tyler: Who is she? Mamrie: Who is she? Tyler: I don’t know her. Grace: That’s Hannah. Tyler: That’s not Hannah! Mamrie: Is her shirt a tiny chicken dressed as a pirate? Tyler: it is Hannah! Grace: Someone said please do a “looking at old Instagram” video. Tyler: Fine! Tyler: We got, xoxo12 Hannah: So really you were just stalking Tyler’s Insta and that’s how you got your concept. Grace: Big time. *All gasp* Hannah: Aw, simultaneously classy and trashy! Tyler: Is this cater waiter night? Tyler/Hannah: This is CATER WAITER NIGHT! Grace: This was at Playlist in 2013…you got so held up trying to get to Playlist that you didn’t get there till like midnight or something crazy. Mamrie: I was still being cheap as f*ck, and I was like you know what I will take the bus with everyone from the airport and we had to wait two and a half hours before they took us to the hotel, so I got loaded. I was like, “Do you have any booze?” They go: “We have like ten room temp beers.” I was like, “Mine, mine, mine! Dibs!” Tyler: There was a moment you ordered food- Grace: And Dan and Phil were in the room, and Dan and Phil had never met Mamrie before. Grace: and Mamrie came in, like, in perfect Mamrie form- Mamrie: So I took the cloche off the top of the… Tyler: Not the cloche! Mamrie: The cloche Hannah: What’s a cloche? Mamrie: Excuse me Food Network, it’s what- it closes… *laughing gasps* …room service Mamrie: Put it on my head, put my ponytail through the hole and sang some songs for everyone. Hannah: And what was that song? All: *sings* Daddy was a cater waiter, didn’t know what to do, so he put his little girl in the industry too. Mamrie: *sings* Daddy was a cater waiter, didn’t know what to do, so he put his little girl in the indust- Grace: So Dan and Phil were just mesmerised by the unicorn that- Mamrie: They were like, “What is she?!” Grace: Here’s our last Instagram photo. It is…tadaa Hannah/Tyler/Mamrie: Awwwwww Grace: Ew. *laughter* Hannah: It’s cute! Tyler: What is this from?! Hannah/Grace: This is from, you- Grace: We did our no filter show at… Tyler: Awww Grace: …nerd mill I think.. Mamrie: For like, a hundred people. Hannah: Our second show ever! Grace: We were workshopping it and we had Tyler come in and play a guest role- what did you do in that in that show? Tyler: I don’t know what I did. Grace: We did librarians and he like asked a question or something. Mamrie: Does anyone have a question? *audience cheers* Tyler: So i have a question. I just have a quick question. So what happens when like a guy and like another guy want to- *long censor bleep* *audience laughter* Tyler: And then like, do you clean that up after? *more audience laughter* Tyler: It was the first time I ever saw Youtubers on a stage like doing that, and like people coming and watching. I was just so proud. Grace: I like that we’re all individually wearing our own merch. Mamrie: My forehead looks like Charles. *laughter* Grace: But look how far we’ve come. Tyler: I know! Grace: I mean, the lighting’s slightly better now, but only slightly. *train noises* Grace: Hannah’s got a show on the food Network. Hannah: Ohhh Tyler: Why do you say “oh”? Grace: That could have been any emotion! Mamrie: She turned into Don Knotts. Grace: It’s Mondays at 10pm? Hannah: Mondays at 10pm, only on the Food Network. Grace: Heeyy! Tyler: That’s so cool! Hannah: I know, it’s pretty fun! Tyler: Look at how far you came! Little ol’ you! Hannah: Oh, well, you know. We’ll see what happens. *laughter* Hannah: I’m nervous… Grace: If you like confidence like this, check out Hannah’s Food Network show. Mondays at 10pm! Mamrie: She ‘Harts’ food but not compliments. *laughter* Grace: Also we made videos on each one of their channels, so they’ll all be linked in the description below go check them out because they were as emotional of a rollercoaster as this was. Hannah: There was a lot. Grace: Um, that’s it. *laughter* Hannah: or bye… Grace: I don’t know. Tyler: Daddy was a cater waiter, Mamrie: didn’t know what to do. Hannah: Oh oh! Grace: So he put his little girl in the industry too. Mamrie: We’re basically Pentatonix. Hannah: Guys, guest appearance, Pentatonix, us, doing that song. Grace: Where?! Tyler: Sure. *laughter* Tyler: Where?! Hannah: Like at a Pentatonix show! Tyler’s got a great bass! Tyler: *deep voice* Thank you. Tyler: *giggles* No, get outta here, no! Daddy wasn’t this cater waiter!