(man) Hey guys, tell me
what the frick WTF means. (Ian) Shut up! Was this just uploaded? Yeah. Dude, come on, type
“thumbs up if you’re the 306th viewer.” Why? Uh, because people thumbs it up and we can brag to our friends
when it gets top-rated. Okay, but what’s the point? I mean, I wouldn’t go out in public and ask for people to give me thumbs ups. Yeah, but this is the Internet. Can you imagine how stupid it would be if the Internet was
actually like real life? If The Internet
Was Real YouTube Fake! Fake!! You know, hairless bears
kind of look like giant dogs. Fake!!! Twitter I just took a s–t! yelp®
Real People. Real Reviews.® So what do you think of my spaghetti? The noodles are too hard, the mashed potatoes are too sweet, it smells like a horse’s ass, the ambiance in here sucks, there’s a pube in my food,
and my nipples are hard! Three stars. myspace®
a place for friends (wind whistling softly) Is anyone still here? Google
images Hey, Google Images, I’d like to see a picture of a toaster. Certainly. Here’s
a naked girl with a toaster. ♪ (sexy music) ♪ No, no! Just a plain toaster and nothing but a toaster! Did you mean a plain girl
with a toaster up her butt? ♪ (sexy music) ♪ AOL® (dial-up modem screeching) StumbleUpon Oh, God. Anthony, stop changing
my interest to gay porn! SMOSH.COM SMOSH.COM
INSIDE ♪ (suspenseful music) ♪ ♪ (angelic music) ♪ This is the best site ever!! I just s–t my pants! 2 GIRLS 1 CUP ♪ (tender music) ♪ AIM™ Yeah, I’m just not gonna
go to prom this year. What are you doing? Nothing. So, anyway… What are you doing now? What’s up? – Hola!
– ASL! I’m a 15-year-old girl. Wanna cyber? Okay, that would suck if it was real. It is real, you stupid emos! What? Fake! Fake! What the hell are you talking about?! You guys suck! Go kill yourselves! That’s it. Oh no, what are you two fairies gonna do? You gonna molest me? (yells) This effect looks so fake! You guys suck at video editing! (splat!) DON’T BE A DOUCHE
ON THE INTERNET (Ian) To see bloopers
and a scene from Facebook… – I am now in a relationship!
– Like! And Wikipedia… Right, Wikipedia? Uh, no, Darth Vader is
in fact in Star Trek. Click the link in the description below! Tacos? Thanks for subscribing! (predator) Wanna cyber? (Ian) Uhh… yes?