Hidden Meaning in The Social Network – Earthling Cinema
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Hidden Meaning in The Social Network – Earthling Cinema


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I am your host, Garyx Wormuloid. This week’s artifact is The Social Network, written by
confirmed genius Aaron Sorkin and directed by someone else.The film tells the story of
Facebook.com, an invisible wonderland that humans accessed in order to resent their friends. Our protagonist is Harvard student Mark Zuckerberg,
who gets dumped by his girlfriend for having too many conversations at a time. As any single
horny college student would do, Mark decides to go home and look at girls on the internet.
Only he’s such a perfectionist that he’ll only look at a website of his own creation.
So he builds a site and it gets so popular that the network crashes, landing poor Mark
in hot water. But soon that hot water gets some flavoring
when he is approached by a couple of t-bags, a white guy named Divya and twins! They want Mark’s help building a Harvard dating site, because lord knows
those dweebs need all the help they can get. Mark says what the hell. Next thing you know,
he’s going to his friend Eduardo with an idea for a social networking site called The
Facebook that would prove once and for all that websites could have “the” in the
name. This make twins angry. Mark and Eduardo Angry! Mark and Eduardo tell some girls to come and meet them in the bathroom stall, and the girls show them why they deserve to have it all. They meet the
Napster himself, Sean Parker. Sean tells them to keep the “the,” and
drop “facebook”. Based on that sound advice, Mark moves to Palo Alto for the summer whileEduardo takes an internship in New York. Once Facebook expands across the pond, the Winklevoss twins decide to sue while the iron is lukewarm. To make matters worse, now Eduardo is all butthurt about Sean horning in on his sidekick territory. He puts a freeze on the Facebook bank account,
but then the big boy money starts rolling in, so he has to put a freeze on his tantrum
instead. But an elephant never forgets, according
to Earth “scientists”, and Mark plots to remove Eduardo by diluting his shares down to zero,
to which Eduardo graciously sues him. Sean gets arrested for having confectioner’s
sugar on his hands and Marky Mark cuts him loose. Looks like this bunch is funky no more.
Exhausted, Mark takes a moment to check his MySpace. The Social Network focuses on the
human concept of exclusivity, something you’ve probably never even heard of. Just as Harvard’s
Final Clubs will not even consider someone for membership unless he has been “punched”
by a current member, so too does The Facebook require approval from existing users in order
to view their personal pages. Plus there’s Scrabble on there, which is totally addicting. The film is driven by Mark’s ambition, and
Mark’s ambition is driven by anger — anger at the hegemonic establishment that will not
accept him, and at the human females who reject him. His first project, Facemash, is a direct
response to being dumped, which is impressive, since the only thing I invented after being
dumped was a Quaalude addiction. Mark’s journey to prove himself echoes many
similar journeys from Earth’s admittedly sparse history. Similar to the rich guy from The Great Gatsby, Mark seeks status and wealth as the solution to his love problems. He tries
to win Erica’s respect by flaunting his success, but Erica ain’t about that life. Mark’s response is to aggressively expand his empire, similar to Alberich, the homely,
dwarf-like creature from Richard Wagner’s opera Das Rheingold. After several beautiful
maidens deny his advances, the enraged Alberich forswears the love of women and seeks to accumulate
wealth and world domination by stealing the “rheingold,” which he furnishes into an
all-powerful ring. Kind of like how Mark steals the idea for Harvard Connection and furnishes
it into an all-powerful aggregator of overhead recipe videos and memes from George Takei. The conflict of Mark’s ideology is seen
in the dynamic between Eduardo Saverin and Sean Parker, who serve as the little angel
and devil struggling to perch atop his bony nerd shoulders. Sean appeals to Mark’s desire
for revenge and bringing sexy back. Whereas Eduardo is always appealing to him as a genuine, concerned friend. With friends like that, who needs Karen? No! No Karen! Ironically, the man whose website would eventually
connect billions of people, cannot himself establish a true connection. Mark alienates
Eduardo, but also realizes he cannot embrace the hip hip ideology of Sean, at least not
without Timbaland on the ones and twos. Maybe Mark is the personification of Facebook itself.
After all, didn’t Facebook usher in an era on Earth that, despite its connectivity, lacked
any real intimacy? Isn’t that what led to the Hashtag Wars? For Earthling Cinema, I’m Garyx Wormuloid. #blessed Hello earth enthusiasts, thanks for watching. Need a galactic wide presence that will set you apart? There’s no better way to do it then a website made by Squarespace.

100 thoughts on “Hidden Meaning in The Social Network – Earthling Cinema

  1. Lovin' the space aged music at the end of this vid. It's like being at the Tomorrow Land waiting in line to ride something at Disney World/ Land

  2. yeah facebook does lack the real intimacy, im just not feeling it on face book anymore, i feel better on youtube

  3. "But soon that hot water gets some flavoring when he is approached by a couple of tea bags." XD

  4. so glad i skipped this movie. jessie isengard sucks. sorry.(so does that other guy who was 'ok' in silence)

  5. The only meaning I take away is that Jesse Eisenberg plays more of a villain here than in Batman v Superman

  6. Who else didn't understand the movie at all when they watched it and can't recall anything from it?

  7. I have been watching several episodes of Earthling Cinema. The performance of Garyx Wormuloid is addicting. At first, I thought it couldn't get better than this. Then it dawned on me. Garyx would be perfect to analyze rock music bands, especially GWAR. Give it some thought, I believe there is potential there.

  8. And soon he will run for president. Please USA, when he is going and you are voting, remember he was a part of a movie. AND HE WAS THE BAD GUY

  9. http://dodland.com/games/social-games/ I will add your social video hrere , your channel is better from the most in tube!

  10. Can you do the true meaning behind meanings? I'm confused af about what it means. How do I understand about what something means when I don't understand at all?

  11. Years from now, you can imagine our generation telling our grandkids –

    "Yeah we fought in the #HashtagWars. All of us. That's where I got the tennis elbow and the crooked thumb. That's why I wake up screaming YAAAASS and IF-THIS-ISN'T-ME during the nights. And that's how I ran into your grandma. I was in the battlefield, fielding tag bombs from the enemy, I was cornered by a troop of SJWs in the West. And you grandma came in and Liked my comment and wrote LOL. That was it kids."

  12. A few years later, the sequel to The Social Network came out. In it fame, wealth and power slowly drive Zuckerberg insane, so much so that he tries to kill Superman, gives birth to the cave troll from Lord of the Rings, loses his hair and ends up in jail. It was not a success. Oh, and by the way…

    …spoiler alert.

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