Guillermo Has an Instagram for His Dogs
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Guillermo Has an Instagram for His Dogs


YOU FOR COMING. WELCOME TO HOLLYWOOD. RELAX. I KNOW A LOT OF YOU ARE VISITIN US FROM OUT OF TOWN. QUICK SHOW OF HANDS. DID ANY OF YOU TRAVEL WITH AN EMOTIONAL SUPPORT ANIMAL TONIGHT? ALL RIGHT, GOOD, CAN YOU STAY. IT USED TO BE WHEN YOU’RE ON A PLANE YOU’D ONLY RUN INTO SEEING EYE DOGS AND REAL SERVICE ANIMALS LIKE THAT. BUT NOW YOU CAN GO ONLINE. FOR ABOUT $30 GET A NOTE FROM A DOCTOR SAYING YOU NEED AN ANIMAL TO BE ABLE TO FLY WITHOUT FREAKING OUT. AND, AS A RESULT, THE ANIMAL POPULATION ON PLANES HAS SKYROCKETED. THERE ARE NOW MORE ANIMALS THAN PEOPLE ON PLANES. THE NATIONAL SERVICE ANIMAL REGISTRY, WHICH IS A COMPANY THAT SELLS THOSE OFFICIAL-LOOKING VESTS FOR PETS, IN 2011 THEY HAD 2400 SERVICE AND COMFORT ANIMALS IN THEIR REGISTRY, NOW THERE ARE 200,000. THERE ARE 200,000 SUPPORT ANIMALS REGISTERED. 200,001 IF YOU COUNT MIKE PENCE. THEY’RE BRINGING MONKEYS AND DUCKS ON THE PLANE. NOW SOME STATES ARE STARTING TO CRACKDOWN. FOR INSTANCE IN FLORIDA YOU CAN ONLY WEAR THREE BOA CONSTRICTORS THROUGH THE AIRPORT. MOST OF THE ANIMALS PEOPLE BRING ARE BOGUS. SHADY DOCTORS SELL THE NOTES SO PEOPLE CAN CLAIM THEY HAVE A MEDICAL NEED FOR THE PET, BUT ONE LAWMAKER IN FLORIDA IS SPONSORING A BILL TO HELP PUT A STOP TO THIS. HE WENT ONLINE AND REGISTERED THE STUFFED BABOON IN HIS OFFICE AS A SUPPORT ANIMAL AND HE SIGNED HIM RIGHT UP, WHICH MAKES A LOT OF SENSE, IF YOU HAVE A TAXIDERMY BABOON IN YOUR OFFICE YOU PROBABLY NEED EMOTIONAL SUPPORT. I HOPE THE BILL PASSES. IT IS NOT AN EMOTIONAL SUPPORT ANIMAL IF IT HAS ITS OWN INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT. GUILLERMO, DO YOU HAVE A COMFORT ANIMAL?>>I HAVE TWO DOGS.>>Jimmy: YOU HAVE TWO DOGS. WHAT KIND OF DOGS DO YOU HAVE?>>I HAVE TWO FRENCH BULLDOGS.>>Jimmy: I FOUND OUT YOUR DOGS HAVE AN INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT.>>YEAH, THEY DO.>>Jimmy: THAT’S GUILLERMO’S DOGS. [ APPLAUSE ] THOSE ARE THE DOGS ON VALENTINE’S DAY. WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR CHIHUAHUAS?>>THEY PASS AWAY, JIMMY.>>Jimmy: NOW YOU GOT FRENCH BULLDOGS. THAT’S EASTER. THIS NEXT ONE IS CINCO DE MAYO. HOW MANY TEQUILAS DID YOU HAVE BEFORE YOU DID THIS? GO BACK TO THAT, IT SAYS I HOPE YOU HAVE A MEXILLENT CINCO DE MAYO. WHO CAME UP WITH MEXILLENT?>>MY WIFE.>>Jimmy: WHAT IS MATCHY MATCH?>>I HAVE NO IDEA.>>Jimmy: BE HONEST. ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE YOUR DOG INTO AN INFLUENCER?>>YEAH.>>Jimmy: YOU ARE.

81 thoughts on “Guillermo Has an Instagram for His Dogs

  1. There s something going horribly wrong with you guys if you have to burden animals with your emotional issues
    Who says these animals want to participate in this???

  2. I am cheerfully delighted and flabbergasted with enormous gratification and appreciation for dispensing such an awesome information. In other words, wow cool video thanks for sharing

  3. have an instagram account for my dogs, too! 2 pugs, a minipinscher, an akita, a westie spitz mix, a chihuahua and a poodle. give my doggos some love @rustythedawg

  4. I wanted to take my emotional support snake on the plane, but I heard Samuel L. Jackson was also going to be on the flight…😫😫😣😣🤐

  5. I have an ESA for authentic reasons but these other a**holes abusing this privilege are making it harder for people who really need them

  6. People are animals. Most people didn't go to good schools and reply with 'no were mammals' I feel bad for those guys

  7. 2:27 Kimmel: How many tequilas did you have before you did this?
    Guillermo as Kimmel continues to speak : a few xD

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