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Ellen’s in Your Facebook!


– THE FIRST PERSON I WOULD LIKE
TO SPEAK TO IS STEPHANIE REESE. WHERE’S STEPHANIE? HI. STAND ON UP. YOU CAN STAND UP RIGHT THERE,
STEPHANIE, IF YOU WANT TO. AND WHERE DO YOU LIVE? – LAGUNA NIGUEL
IN ORANGE COUNTY. – OKAY. WELL, I FOUND THIS PICTURE
ON YOUR PAGE. LET’S TAKE A LOOK AT THIS ONE. AND IT SAYS, “COMING SOON,
DRUNK BLOND IN BAR.” [cheers and applause] – I WAS GRADUATED FROM COLLEGE. I HAD A COUPLE WEEKS LEFT.
– OH, I SEE. I THOUGHT IT WAS, LIKE,
A COURT ORDER THAT YOU HAD TO, LIKE… MAYBE INSTEAD OF GETTING DRUNK, YOU SHOULD STAY AT HOME
AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM. YOUR ROOM IS A MESS. THAT’S, UH…
– THAT’S THE KITCHEN. – AND I DON’T KNOW
WHAT YOU’RE STUDYING, BUT THESE LOOK LIKE
CHILDREN’S BOOKS TO ME. – MY NEPHEW’S.
– ALL RIGHT. OH, I SEE. YOU’RE IN YOUR NEPHEW’S ROOM. – NO, THEIR KITCHEN. – YOU MAY NOT BE BABYSITTING
ANYMORE AFTER THIS. ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU SO MUCH. WHERE IS SERENA BELTRAN? [people cheer] HI. SERENA, I WANT TO ASK YOU
ABOUT THIS PICTURE ON YOUR PAGE. [laughter] WHERE WAS THIS? – THAT WAS IN VEGAS.
– IN VEGAS? DID YOU SEE THE SHOW OR DID YOU
JUST FEEL UP THE SIGN? – JUST THE SIGN.
I WAS WITH MY MOM. – YOU WHAT?
– I WAS WITH MY MOM. – WITH YOUR MOM? SO YOU WERE COVERING UP
THE NIPPLES? – YEAH. – WISH YOU WOULD’VE BEEN HERE
FOR NIKKI MINAJ WHEN SHE WAS ON THE SHOW. YOU WOULD’VE BEEN A BIG HELP
TO US. [cheers and applause] WHERE IS JOHANNA PADILLO? JOHANNA? OH, HI. LOOK AT THAT HESITATION
RIGHT THERE. ALL RIGHT–OH, MAYBE WE DIDN’T
FIND A BETTER PICTURE, ‘CAUSE THIS ISN’T, UH… YOU SHOULDN’T BE AS SCARED
AS YOU ARE RIGHT NOW. I WOULD LIKE TO SEARCH DEEPER
INTO HER FACEBOOK. [laughter] ‘CAUSE SERENA’S PICTURES LOOK
PROBABLY FAMILIAR TO YOU, RIGHT? – [laughs] – DO YOU KNOW SERENA?
– NO. – NO, LET’S SHOW YOUR PICTURES. [laughter] I DIDN’T KNOW THAT I ATTRACT
THE SAME AUDIENCE AS CHIPPENDALES. THAT’S WHAT WE HAVE IN COMMON. WE HAVE THE SAME PEOPLE
THAT COME TO SEE OUR SHOWS. DID YOU GO SEE THE SHOW? – I WANTED TO. [laughter] – YOU DIDN’T GO IN?
– NO. MY MOM WASN’T REALLY… [laughter] SHE’S LIKE, “I’LL TAKE
THE PICTURE, BUT THAT’S IT.” – BUT THAT’S IT?
ALL RIGHT. WELL, THEN I WAS GONNA–AND YOU
DIDN’T RUN INTO SERENA THERE. WHEN DID YOU GO? – I WENT LAST–
DURING NEW YEAR’S. LAST NEW YEAR’S. – AND WHEN DID YOU GO?
– I DON’T REMEMBER. IT WAS… [laughter] – DO YOU KNOW STEPHANIE,
BY ANY CHANCE? [laughter] – NO. – ALL RIGHT. SO YOU AND YOUR MOM DO
DIFFERENT THINGS. MY MOM AND I GO
TO MARIE CALLENDER’S. I DON’T KNOW ABOUT… [laughter] I DON’T KNOW ABOUT YOU PEOPLE. ALL RIGHT, SAMANTHA KIRSCH,
WHERE ARE YOU? HI.
HOW YOU DOING? ALL RIGHT, AND DO YOU POST A LOT
OF PICTURES ON FACEBOOK? – UH, YEAH.
– ALL RIGHT. WHAT KIND OF THINGS DO YOU POST? – UM, EVERYTHING?
CONCERTS, BARS, STUFF. – OKAY.
ALL RIGHT. WHAT’S GOING ON HERE
IN THIS PHOTO? – OH, MY GOD. [laughter] [cheers and applause] I HAVE NO EXPLANATION. – WHO IS SHE? – THAT’S MY BEST FRIEND RACHEL,
WHO ACTUALLY LOVES YOU. – WELL, I’M SURE
SHE’S YOUR BEST FRIEND. [laughter] WE KNOW THAT. WHAT POSSESSED HER–WAS SHE
LOOKING FOR THE JAMBA JUICE? ‘CAUSE IT’S BACK THERE. WHAT IS SHE–WHAT IS SHE DOING? – I REALLY DON’T KNOW.
– YOU DON’T KNOW. – SHE JUST WENT IN. [laughter] – WELL… THAT CAN HAPPEN. SO WHERE IS JENNIFER PAYNE? WHERE ARE YOU, JENNIFER PAYNE? JENNIFER?
HI, JENNIFER. HOW ARE YOU?
– GOOD, GOOD. – GOOD, GOOD. ARE YOU NERVOUS ABOUT
THE PICTURE I’M GONNA SHOW? – YEAH.
– REALLY? GOD, I REALLY THINK WE’RE NOT
FINDING THE BEST PICTURES THEN, BECAUSE YOU SHOULDN’T BE
THAT NERVOUS. THIS IS A NICE PICTURE OF YOU. IT’S NOT SO NICE OF THE HORSE,
BUT IT… [laughter] I WAS LOOKING FOR A PICTURE
WITH A BIG ENDING, AND I FOUND IT, SO… DO YOU RIDE A LOT?
DO YOU KNOW ABOUT HORSES? – YEP. – AND YOU KNOW THAT
THAT’S NOT THE FRONT, RIGHT? – WELL, IT GETS CONFUSING,
BUT YEAH. – SOMEBODY WAS JUST AT THAT END,
AND THAT’S WHY THEY DID THAT. ALL RIGHT. AND IT WASN’T YOUR CHRISTMAS
CARD OR ANYTHING? THIS WAS JUST A–
– NO. – ALL RIGHT, SO DO YOU WANT
TO TAKE A PICTURE WITH ME SO YOU CAN PUT IT ON FACEBOOK? [cheers and applause] I KNOW, IT’S EXCITING, RIGHT? – HI.
– OKAY. – [laughs] [cheers and applause] – ALL RIGHT? – THANK YOU.
– THANK YOU. THANK YOU FOR POSTING. IF I SHOWED YOUR PHOTO TODAY, YOU’RE GETTING AN IPAD MINI. AND NOW WE SHALL DANCE.
TWITCH?

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