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Ellen’s Got Your Facebook Photos!


– LAST WEEK, I MENTIONED
THAT IT WAS FACEBOOK’S TENTH ANNIVERSARY, AND I WANTED TO CELEBRATE IT, SO I THOUGHT WHAT I WOULD DO IS I’D START OFF THE WEEK
BY GOING THROUGH ALL OF YOUR FACEBOOK PAGES
THAT YOU HAVE– YOU POSTED THEM. AND, UM… SO I WANT TO SHARE SOME
WITH THE WORLD RIGHT NOW IF THAT’S OKAY. [cheers and applause] IT DOESN’T EVEN MATTER
‘CAUSE I’M DOING IT ANYWAY, BUT I’M GLAD YOU’RE SAYING
YOU’RE EXCITED ABOUT IT. JOSEPH RAMIREZ
AND MICHELLE AQUINO AND DANIEL DEL CORNIO– CORNEO? CORNEO? HI, YOU CAN STAND UP,
IF YOU’D LIKE. [cheers and applause] HI, HOW ARE Y’ALL DOING? – GOOD. – OKAY.
– YEAH? OKAY. WHAT DO YOU THINK
I’M GONNA SHOW? – I HAVE NO IDEA. – I DON’T KNOW. – WHICH ONE IS JOSEPH?
JOSEPH? JOSEPH, THIS IS A PICTURE THAT YOU POSTED
WITH YOUR TWO FRIENDS. LET’S TALK A LOOK. [laughter] – OH, MY GOD. THAT’S ME. – YEAH. IS THAT YOU UP THERE? [laughter] YOU’RE ON TOP.
I’M ASSUMING YOU’RE ON TOP. WHAT–WHY?
WHY? WHY? – WE WERE REALLY BORED. – YOU WERE BORED? – YEAH. – WE ALL DO THAT
WHEN WE’RE BORED. – WE COME FROM A SMALL TOWN. – YEAH.
– I LIKE IT. – IT’S VERY NICE.
THANK YOU. WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO DO WITH IT? YOU’RE STANDING UP. DID YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO DO
WITH IT? – ME?
– YEAH. – I’M THE PERSON IN THE PICTURE. – OH.
THAT’S YOU. JOSEPH TOOK THE PICTURE
AND POSTED IT. – THAT’S–YEAH. THE TOP IS ME,
AND THAT’S HIS FACE. – WELL, WE KNOW THAT. [laughter] YEP. AND YOU’RE SAYING, LIKE, “MY
EYES ARE DOWN HERE, EVERYBODY.” [laughter] ALL RIGHT, HAVE A SEAT.
THANKS FOR SHARING THAT WITH US. [cheers and applause] WHERE IS LOUIS LUCAS?
WHERE ARE YOU? LOUISE
OR LOUIS? – LOUIS.
– LOUIS. UM, LOUIS, DO YOU KNOW WHAT I’M GONNA SHOW? – NO, I’M SCARED. – THE AUDIENCE–
NO, YOU SHOULD BE PROUD. [laughter] [audience cheers] LOUIS, YOU ARE WHAT THEY CALL
“THE WHOLE PACKAGE.” ALL RIGHT, SO THERE’S SOME
LARGE, LARGE MARGARITA GLASSES. THERE’S A SHOT GLASS THAT YOU
JUST KEEP AROUND YOUR NECK THAT IS ON A–
I’VE NEVER SEEN THAT BEFORE. BUT YOU REMAIN–
YOU HOLD ONTO YOUR DIGNITY WITH THAT HAT. YOU SAY– WHAT–WHAT WAS GOING ON THERE? – UM, IT WAS FOR A CALENDAR,
ACTUALLY, AND I WAS MR. CINCO DE MAYO. [laughter] – OH! CONGRATULATIONS. THAT’S MUY BIEN RIGHT THERE. I’M GONNA GIVE YOU
SOME “ELLEN” UNDERWEAR, SO YOU CAN POSE
IN SOME “ELLEN” UNDERWEAR. [cheers and applause] CAROL–CAROL ROCK
AND CASEY CHRISTIANSEN, WHERE ARE YOU? HI. HOW ARE YOU ALL DOING? – GREAT.
– FANTASTIC. – GOOD.
FANTASTIC. OKAY, HOW DO YOU ALL KNOW
EACH OTHER? – SHE’S MY DAUGHTER. – OKAY.
ALL RIGHT. OKAY, SO YOU POSTED A PICTURE
THAT I WOULD LIKE TO SEE. – UH-OH. – UM.
LET’S SEE IT. [laughter] – OKAY, I HAVE AN
EXPLANATION–REALLY GOOD ONE. UM… I’M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT
IF THE ACTUAL GUILTY PARTY– YES, THE ONE
IN THE BACK CORNER– – UH-HUH.
BACK HERE? – YEAH,
IT WAS A NORMAL BARBECUE UNTIL HE WALKED IN AND SAID, “YOU KNOW, A GARDEN
HOSE AND A BOTTLE OF DISH SOAP, AND I’M JUST SAYING.” AND THE REST IS HISTORY. – I WANT YOU TO FEEL VERY,
VERY COMFORTABLE, AND SO I HAVE THIS SET UP
FOR YOU OVER HERE, IF YOU’D LIKE TO MOVE. [laughter] THAT LOOKS LIKE FUN. – YEAH. – THANKS FOR SENDING
THOSE PHOTOS. IF I–I WANT YOU TO KEEP POSTING
YOUR FACEBOOK PHOTOS. AND… IF I SHOWED YOUR PICTURE TODAY, YOU’RE GONNA GET AN IPAD MINI. THAT’S WHAT YOU GET. AND NOW WE SHALL DANCE.

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