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Ellen Has Your Facebook Photos!

– Right now I want to show you
some gifts that you gave me. I went through
your Facebook pages, and– Just really interesting stuff
that you choose to put on there, so I thought, you know,
you’re posting it, I might as well share it
with everybody. So, where’s Bill Miller? Bill? Hi!
[cheers and applause] [cheers and applause] – Hi, Ellen!
– How you doing, Bill? Where do you live?
– Well, I live in Las Vegas. – Where are you from?
– Ohio. – Ohio. What do you do
in Las Vegas? – Well, what happens in Vegas
stays there, so I really can’t say anything. – Okay.
[applause] So you’re an escort? [audience laughter] [laughter and applause] [cheers and applause] – But it pays the bills.
[audience laughter] – Whatever makes you happy. All right, I like your sweater. You’re all festive and
everything, and you posted a picture on
Facebook that I’d like you to– – Oh! Oh! Oh!
[audience laughter] Oh! Oh!
[audience laughter] [laughter and applause] Okay–
– What is that– – In my defense,
those are company-issued. [audience laughter] – “It’s all about me”
is a slogan that you– You didn’t tell us what you do. [audience laughter] I mean,
it seems like I’m right. [audience laughter] [laughter and applause] – I work for an–
– All right. – You know what,
I don’t even know what to say. I work for an airline at LAX.
I handle celebrities. And when it’s not about them,
it’s about me. – Okay, all right.
[cheers and applause] [cheers and applause] – Well, I love that you posted a picture of yourself
in underwear. I mean, you didn’t even have
to admit that’s you, ’cause there’s no proof
there that it is you. [audience laughter] But anyway,
I love that you did that. I want you to post one more
picture on Facebook in underwear, but I want you
to wear Ellen underwear, so we’re gonna give you– [cheers and applause] Yeah–not now.
No. – Are you sure?
– No. – Okay, I’ll post it later.
– Not now, Bill. – In the meantime,
I’ll wear it as a hat. – Thank you so much, all right.
– Thank you. – Where is–
[cheers and applause] [cheers and applause] Paige Collier.
Let’s see what Paige– Hi Paige.
How are you? – What?
– How are you? – Good.
– And where are you from? – Long Beach.
– Long Beach. Do you live there still?
– Yeah. – Yeah? Good.
Ah. People love Long Beach. And so–and what do you do? – I’m job hunting right now. – Job hunting?
All right. Well, Bill may have
ideas for you. [audience laughter] I don’t know.
Let’s see what you posted. [audience laughter] Well, it appears you’re heading
in that direction anyway. [audience laughter] What–Do–Should I ask
what’s happening? – No.
[audience laughter] – I–but I’m gonna. [audience laughter] You’re on a tree.
– Yeah. – And, um… You seem to be happy there. [audience laughter] What are you doing? – I was messing around
with a friend. – Uh huh.
[audience laughter] Is your “friend” the tree? [laughter and applause] [cheers and applause] We’ll just leave it at that.
It seems like you’re having fun. And um…
Good luck job hunting. And–
[audience laughter] [audience laughter] Hope we helped!
[audience laughter]

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