Ellen Found Some Scandalous Facebook Photos
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Ellen Found Some Scandalous Facebook Photos


– THERE WAS A BIG SCANDAL
IN THE NEWS LATELY. I’M SURE
YOU’VE HEARD ABOUT THIS. SOMEONE HAS BEEN LEAKING
PRIVATE PICTURES OF CELEBRITIES
ON THE INTERNET. AND THESE PICTURES WERE STORED
IN THE CLOUD, AND HACKERS STOLE THEM. AND I DON’T KNOW
HOW IT WORKS, ‘CAUSE I HAVE NOT SEEN A CLOUD
OVER HOLLYWOOD IN YEARS. [laughter] BUT LEAKING PEOPLE’S
PRIVATE PICTURES IS WRONG, AND I AM NOT GONNA TALK
ABOUT THAT TODAY. INSTEAD, I’M GONNA LEAK
SOME PHOTOS THAT ALL OF YOU POSTED
ON YOUR FACEBOOK PAGES. [laughter and applause] ALL RIGHT,
HERE’S WHAT–BECAUSE I– YOU KNOW, I DON’T HAVE ANYTHING
TO DO SOMETIMES, SO I’LL JUST SIT AROUND
BACKSTAGE, AND I’LL LOOK THROUGH– “WELL, I WONDER
WHO’S COMING TODAY,” YOU KNOW? THERE’S LOLANI HEDLUND
AND MELISSA NELMS. – WHOO!
– YEAH? WHERE ARE Y’ALL? SO EXCITED.
– HI. [laughs] – HI.
– HI. – WHERE DO YOU LIVE?
WHAT DO YOU DO? – I’M FROM APPLE VALLEY,
UP THE HILL. STAY-AT-HOME MOM.
– OKAY, LOLANI? – I’M FROM OREGON, AND I’M A MANAGER
FOR NUTRITION SERVICES AT A MIDDLE SCHOOL. – OH, GOOD, SO YOU’RE,
LIKE, WHOLESOME, HEALTHY KIND OF LIFESTYLE. GOOD FOR YOU.
LET’S SHOW A PICTURE. [cheers and applause] YEAH. SO… THAT’S FROM THUNDER
FROM DOWN UNDER, RIGHT? – YES, IT IS. – I DON’T HAVE ANY
FROM THUNDER FROM DOWN UNDER, BUT I DO HAVE
NICK THE GARDENER. [cheers and applause] NICK. [cheers and applause] GO UP THERE.
– YEAH, RIGHT UP THERE? – AND–YEAH.
TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF. – OH, YOU WANT ME–
– YEAH. YOU SHOULD TAKE THAT OFF. [cheers and applause] ALL RIGHT, MELISSA. THERE YOU GO. [cheers and applause] ENJOY THE SHOW, MELISSA.
– GO ON. YOU’RE FINE.
– YEAH, YOU’RE OKAY. – ALL RIGHT, GOOD. SHE’S NOT GONNA PAY ATTENTION
TO ANYTHING THE REST OF THE SHOW. RHONDA AHRINS.
WHERE’S RHONDA? RHONDA, HI.
HOW DO YOU SAY YOUR LAST NAME? – AHRINS.
– AHRINS. SO SORRY ABOUT THAT. IT WAS–WITH THE H,
I THOUGHT IT WAS “AH-RINS” OR SOMETHING
LIKE THAT. AHRINS, OKAY. AND YOU LIVE WHERE
AND DO WHAT? – I LIVE ERIE,
COLORADO, AND I SELL ELECTRONIC COMPONENTS
FOR MILITARY AND– SATELLITES, MISSILE SYSTEMS,
THINGS OF THAT NATURE. – I SEE.
WONDERFUL. SO–BOY, OKAY? [laughter] THAT’S HEAVY STUFF
RIGHT THERE. OKAY, LET’S SHOW A PICTURE
THAT YOU POSTED, OKAY? THIS IS SOMETHING
YOU PUT UP. [cheers and applause] – THOSE ARE–THOSE ARE A COUPLE
OF OUR SERVICEMEN, AND I WAS JUST REALLY– – RIGHT, RIGHT. WELL, YOU APPEAR
TO BE VERY PATRIOTIC, AND BETWEEN
THE THREE OF ‘EM, THOSE–THAT’S ONE
BATHING SUIT, I THINK. I CAN SEE
HOW YOU’RE IN MISSILE SYSTEMS. OKAY, SO LET’S– [laughter] WHERE– [cheers and applause] THANK YOU, RHONDA. JESSE CAPPS.
WHERE’S JESSE? JESSE.
OH, HI, JESSE. – HEY, HOW ARE YOU?
– GOOD, HOW ARE YOU? – I’M GOOD,
FOR NOW. – GOOD TO– OH, YOU’RE FANTASTIC. I DID NOT RECOGNIZE YOU,
ACTUALLY, WHEN I’M LOOKING AT YOU. WHAT DO YOU DO,
AND WHERE DO YOU LIVE? – I’M A MUSIC JOURNALIST, AND I LIVE
IN MIDDLESBORO, KENTUCKY. – OH, FANTASTIC. YOU’RE A MUSIC JOURNALIST,
BECAUSE YOU’RE WAY INTO MUSIC. YOU HAVE BEEN FOR A LONG TIME,
IT APPEARS. – RIGHT.
– WERE YOU IN A BAND? – NO, I’VE ALWAYS
PLAYED GUITAR, THOUGH. – YEAH. YOU LOOK LIKE YOU SHOULD’VE BEEN
IN A BAND WHEN I SAW THIS PICTURE. LET’S SHOW THE PICTURE
THAT YOU PUT UP. [cheers and applause] – CHECK OUT THE HAIR. – ALL RIGHT. I THINK WE SHOULD
RE-CREATE THAT, BECAUSE THAT WAS
A REALLY GOOD LOOK FOR YOU. – OKAY.
– OKAY. – OH, WOW. [cheers and applause] – I THINK–I THINK
THAT WAS HIGHER UP. YEAH. HERE. [cheers and applause] THAT’S FANTASTIC.
THANK YOU. THANK YOU. ALL RIGHT, YOU KEEP THE WIG ON.
I’LL TAKE THIS. AND HAVE A SEAT. [laughter] [cheers and applause] THANK YOU
FOR POSTING THOSE PHOTOS. IF I SHOWED YOUR PICTURE TODAY,
YOU’RE GETTING AN IPAD MINI.

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