Are you crazy, dude? Do you realize the impact if Greece defaults? The loan amount is a whopping
323 BILLION DOLLARS! 323 billion! If Greece gets f****d the Eurozone gets f****d. And if the Eurozone gets f****d then the whole
economy is screwed. Get your facts right. Dude, calm down. It’s Greece. Not America. So? India’s foreign exchange reserve alone is
greater than 350 billion dollars. Then we’ll probably have money left over for
ice cream once we buy Greece out, right? Until 2000 the Indian cricket team only
played for a draw. The Pakistanis & Australians would keep thrashing
us in our own backyard. It was ‘Dada’ (Ganguly) who instilled a
play-to-win attitude in the team. Dhoni was served a winning team on a platter! Really? Who won us the T20 World Cup
in South Africa? Yeah, sure, it was Dhoni. The Champions Trophy in England? Dhoni. So what? And the World Cup in India? It was Dhoni, alright.
What’s your point? What the hell did ‘Dada’ achieve then? He taught us how to win! Dhoni is the best, man. By the way, what about Azhar? *chorus* He was just a dumbass! Don’t make a sound. Gimme your watch, wallet and
whatever else you have! Sir, that thief… Hi. Come, sit. What are you in here for? I was eating a beef burger on the street. Damn cop caught me. He says
I could be in for 5 years. What about you guys? I am a standup comic. I used the
‘F’ word twice in my show. One time I just tripped on a cable
and cussed absent-mindedly. Been waiting for my bail application
to go through for a week. I was directing a period film, where the
railway station was named ‘Bombay’ Central. The local political party took
offence and jailed me. I’ve been here for 5 days. 4 days for me. Actually, I’m an investment banker. These political rallies keep causing
traffic jams everyday. So I was frustrated and I tweeted
out against a politician. And I retweeted him. I’ve got a rape case registered against me. Some asshole even made a video
of me in the act. These cops caught me last night
and dragged me in. But nothing to worry about. My uncle is a local politician.
He’ll figure something out. Who’s turn is it? Prashant Kamble! Your bail has been approved. Have fun, guys. Hey, we hope you enjoyed the video. If you did, then let us know in the
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