Crazy News Reporters | Rudy Mancuso, Lele Pons & Anwar Jibawi
Articles Blog

Crazy News Reporters | Rudy Mancuso, Lele Pons & Anwar Jibawi

>>LELE PONS: I’m not screaming.
>>RUDY MANCUSO: Why are you yelling bro?
>>LELE PONS: Am I yelling right now? [news music]>>RUDY MANCUSO: Good evening I’m Julio Sanchez.>>LELE PONS: And I’m Elenora Pons.>>RUDY MANCUSO: And welcome to evening news with…Julio Sanchez.>>LELE PONS: And Elenora Pons.>>RUDY MANCUSO: So some crazy [bleep] is happening in the world right now.>>LELE PONS: Really crazy [bleep]>>RUDY MANCUSO: Excuse me [bleep]. I’m talking. Um, at approximately 3 AM last night…>>LELE PONS: That doesn’t make any sense.
>>RUDY MANCUSO: There was a robber.>>RUDY MANCUSO: I’m sorry?>>LELE PONS: You can’t say last night at 3 AM in the morning.>>RUDY MANCUSO: Actually, I can say whatever I want because this is my…
>>LELE PONS: You either say morning or night.>>RUDY MANCUSO: I can say whatever the [bleep] I want. How about that?>>LELE PONS: No you can’t and you’re turtleneck is stupid.>>RUDY MANCUSO: Please excuse my [bleep] [bleep], piece of [bleep] cohost. As I was saying at about 3 AM
reports came in of a bank robbery. The robber was apparently armed and extremely dangerous. Unfortunately the suspect remains
unknown, but there is a police sketch. As you can see here, so if you see anybody looks like this please contact the police.>>LELE PONS: In other news, women all over the world are protesting>>RUDY MANCUSO: No body cares about that. Can we talk about…let’s talk about
soccer, huh?>>LELE PONS: Soccer?>>RUDY MANCUSO: Lele, listen to me. This is America. Okay. The people here only care about five things. Let me explain. [Bleep]. Sports. Starbucks. Beyonce. And um… and [bleep].>>LELE PONS: What about education? Poverty? Health care?>>RUDY MANCSUO: Yeah. Nobody cares about them.>>LELE PONS: [complaing in Spanish]>>RUDY MANCUSO: Okay. We now have a live weather update from Carlos the weather man. Carlos. Carlos? Carlos? Can you hear us? K. Guys forgive us. We’re having some technical diff->>ANWAR JIBAWI: Thank you Julio! Yeah bro, they said it was going to rain, but like, it’s not raining.>>RUDY MANCUSO: Okay. Thanks a lot Carlos.>>LELE PONS: In other news, Donald Trump might be the president of the United States.>>RUDY MANCUSO: Ugh.
>>LELE PONS: So we’re all [bleep].>>RUDY MANCUSO: Why’s everybody tripping about Donald Trump?>>RUDY MANCUSO: I think he’s alright.
>>LELE PONS: I don’t know maybe because he hates everybody that’s like us.>>RUDY MANCUSO: What good-looking people?>>LELE PONS: Oh my God.>>RUDY MANCUSO: In other news, Jennifer Lopez, um, is…I just think she’s hot.>>LELE PONS: In other news, Julio here is a piece of [bleep].>>RUDY MANCUSO: What can I say? I’m a ladies man.>>LELE PONS: You think you’re so good looking like that?>>RUDY MANCUSO: Yeah. I think I am. I think I am good looking as a matter of fact. Julio Sanchez. Follow me on Twitter.>>LELE PONS: You look like a child molester.>>RUDY MANCUSO: Can we
change this background? It’s so depressing over here. Can we? Oh yeah! Now we’re talking! Now we’re talking! This is what I’m talking about!>>LELE PONS: Come here! Change it back!>>RUDY MANCUSO: Are you serious? You’re always ruining everything.>>LELE PONS: Anyways the Prime Minister of Australia…>>RUDY MANCUSO: The Prime Minster of…No one gives a [bleep] bro.>>LELE PONS: You know why don’t you talk about the truth.>>RUDY MANCUSO: I told you. Starbucks. [Bleep]. And me.>>LELE PONS: What are you talking about?
>>RUDY MANCUSO: Julio Sanchez. Follow me on Twitter.
>>LELE PONS: You know what…>>LELE PONS: Tell the truth!
>>RUDY MANCUSO: Julio Sanchez.
>>LELE PONS: Why don’t you…
>>RUDY MANCUSO: Julio Sanchez. Follow me on Twitter.>>LELE PONS: Why don’t you tell the truth?
>>RUDY MANCUSO: Follow me on Twitter>>LELE PONS: Why don’t you tell everybody where you were last night?>>RUDY MANCUSO: I was at home last night watching The Bachelorette.>>LELE PONS: So you weren’t robbing the bank?>>RUDY MANCUSO: That’s ridiculous.>>LELE PONS: You know what? I bet he has a gun in his pocket right now.>>RUDY MANCUSO: Don’t be ridiculous. That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard in my entire life. She’s making [bleep] up. It’s so stupid.>>LELE PONS: You saw that?>>RUDY MANCUSO: Why don’t you tell everybody about you?>>LELE PONS: What about me? Calm…
>>RUDY MANCUSO: What about me?>>LELE PONS: Calm down.
>>RUDY MANCUSO:Oh? I am calm. I’m super calm.>>LELE PONS: We’re on live TV!>>RUDY MANCUSO: Oh. We’re on live TV. I didn’t…so we shouldn’t talk about how you’ve had sex with everybody at the studio. Okay.>>RUDY MANCUSO: You know. I can’t talk about how you had sex with the sound guy, the camera guy, me, the weather man. Ridiculous. You’re just like your sister.>>LELE PONS: Do not talk about my sister!>>RUDY MANCUSO: You don’t talk to me like that!
[Lele Pons & Rudy Mancuso arguing]>>RUDY MANCUSO: Oh wait, wait, wait hold on. Okay. That’s all for tonight folks. Thank
you so much for watching. I’m Julio Sanchez.>>LELE PONS: And I’m Elenora Pons>>RUDY MANCUSO: And thank you for watching.>>LELE PONS: You [bleep].>>RUDY MANCUSO: You’re a [bleep].>>LELE PONS: You’re a [bleep].>>RUDY MANCUSO: I had sex with your sister.>>LELE PONS: I had sex with your brother and your father.>>RUDY MANCUS: I…what? [exit music]

100 thoughts on “Crazy News Reporters | Rudy Mancuso, Lele Pons & Anwar Jibawi

  1. Rudy:So some crazy shit is happening in the world right now
    Rudy:excuse me b*tch im talking

    I died LOL

  2. I think he is treating her so badd I like more lele pons 💚💛🧡❤🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🤩🥰🤩🤩🤩🤩

  3. Hahahahahah hahahahahah hahahahahah hahahahahah hahahahahah hahahahahah hahahahahah hahahahahah hahahahahah hahahahahah hahahahahah hahahahahah hahahahahah hahahahahah omg so funny

  4. Rudy: “All people care about is tits, sports, Starbucks.”

    Damb Rudy u master-pieced America 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

Back To Top