25 Perfectly Evil And Satisfying Ways To Get Revenge On Someone Who Did You Wrong
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25 Perfectly Evil And Satisfying Ways To Get Revenge On Someone Who Did You Wrong

– People can be surprisingly
creative and mischievous. I’m Mike with List25, and to see some of the sweetest revenge
people have come up with, check out these 25 perfectly evil ways to get revenge on someone
who did you wrong. (funky music) 25, let the world know
about their wrongdoing. Hopefully the Kisscam will notice. – [Tristan] Wait. – Pink on pink is hard. – Do we need to know where
her cheating husband is? – 129 row 31 seats seven and eight. Oh she has two husbands. – Uh oh. (snickering) Well. (laughing) – Or he just takes up two seats. – Oh, that’s. – Maybe. – Rude on several levels. – Or he’s probably with the person – Oh. – Who cheated, he cheated on. Cool, I love it. Don’t do pink on pink,
that’s very hard to read. – That’s the true crime here. – Yeah, one of. 24, destroy their true love. Ah, she’s cleaning his
Playstation for him. That’s lovely. – That’s. – That’s so nice. – Good way to clean a Playstation. – It’ll wipe everything from it. – That’s true. My Playstation stopped working without me having to submit it in water. – Already? – Yeah, Playstation 3. – Oh, I thought you were
talking about the four. I’m like dude. – That’s a Playstation 3 right there. – I can’t honestly see it from here. It’s really blurry and dark. – No, it’s definitely a Playstation 3. – I’m torn. Obviously, don’t cheat, but I feel like now you’re just destroying property and now you’re just as
guilty of something, like, two wrongs don’t make a right. – I’m gonna say this ahead of time. I did look ahead on all of these, and some of these I
honestly don’t approve of. There’s a thing as being
the bigger person, and. – Even though this is 25 ways
to get revenge, we get it. – Yeah, we don’t condone all of them. – But there’s still, like
that lady with the sign. – Yeah. – Cool, that sucks, but
she’s not breaking any laws. This is, you’re destroying property. – That’s true, I mean. (snorting) – 23, put their name on every spam mail list you can find, all of them. – This one I could get behind. – See, yeah again, that’s just annoying. – Mmhmm. – You’re not, nothing’s illegal here. – Yeah, no, I think that’s good. – Yeah it’s fine. – In fact, when I was
reading that I was thinking, “Are there people that I
still want to do this to?” – I’ve been getting spam mail recently. – Well, who did you wrong? – No one. – And who is able to see the
future and read our lists? – Everyone. – Ohh. – [Mike] 22. – [Tristan] Make sure he gets to know that you’re better off without him. – [Mike] Or her. – Well, I wrote this word for word. – My cheating boyfriend is
watching from couch instead. – Yeah, apparently only men cheat. (laughing) Before you guys go and roast
us in the comments for that. – Hey, I’ve been saying they. Go both ways. – Whatever. I mean again, this is a fine way. I mean, not fine English, but apparently I’m guessing that she had tickets ahead of
time to surprise him with. – That’s probably it. – And then he cheated. – [Mike] 21. – I love this one. My mom told me that she
would buy me grapes, and she lied to me. She bought cherries. I hate cherries, so I popped some in the ice dispenser so that when she goes to get ice she’ll get cherries instead. – [Mike] That sounds great. – Yeah. – They tell you to do that with grapes and stuff like that to make, so you have ‘ice cubes’ that
don’t water down your drink. You freeze cherries and
stuff, or grapes instead. You have cold, it’s just the same. This works fine, this is not revenge. This is stupid. – The fridge will lie to her. – This is great. – With her cherries instead,
like she lied to me. – Although it depends. Are they like the maraschino sherries, where it comes. Maraschino sherries, got that wrong. In the sauce, and you just dump it in, ’cause that’s ruining the freejer? The freezer. – The freejer. – I’m having trouble
with cherries right now. That’s terrible, but if it’s
just the single whatevers, like cherry, be it grape, be it whatever, that’ll be fine. – I’ve never considered putting something other than ice in the ice dispenser. – There was that one dude who did it with Totino’s Pizza Rolls. – 20, this guy will never park next to the fire hydrant again, for sure. Ugh, I don’t know if this is
getting revenge on someone. This is firefighters
that had to do their job. – True, but firefighters
can be, what’s the word? – Trying to save people’s lives, and they’ll do whatever it takes, yeah? – Something something,
fighting fire with fire. – They did it. They fight it with water. – I’m sure they paid for
the damages to the car. – Sure. – Well, maybe. – Again, not revenge. I disagree with this one. – Maybe you shouldn’t
block the fire hydrant. – So unless you’re a
professional firefighter, don’t break people’s windows
to put your hose through it. – What unprofessional
firefighters do you know? – Uh, there are people, there are the volunteer firefighters. – On weekends. – Yeah, no there are
volunteer firefighters who I guess technically
are still professional. I really don’t know how it. 19. – [Tristan] Mad at your wife? Go to the kitchen and close
all the jars really tight. – I feel like this one’s sexist. – It is a little sexist, but. – Only men can open jars. – But speaking from experience. – You have trouble with jars? – No, after my girlfriend
and I have had a fight, there have been multiple occasions where she’s come to me asking me to open up a jar because
she couldn’t open it, and it was slightly satisfying, so. (laughing) – If your significant other
cannot open jars, do this. It doesn’t matter in general. – So yes, this is sexist. – Oh man. – But it has its moments where it is kind of accurate. – You just smack the jar on
the counter, bops right off. – Yeah, break the glass.
– No you hit the. – And then make sure that your significant other steps on it. That’ll get revenge. – That, (shuddering) can’t tell the blood from the pasta sauce. – Oh, that’s gross. (laughing) I opened the door and you walked in. – Barefoot. – No. – 18. Dear Sister, As revenge for stealing my
$20 I have hidden your project in one of these folders, and guess what? All of these folders
have three sub-folders. This should teach you
not to steal from me. So have fun trying to find your project. If there’s a lesson to be learned here, it’s don’t steal from your big brother. With warm regards and hateful
loathing and vengeance, Your loving brother. Go die. So what I’m gathering is all of those were the names of the new folders. – Yes. (snickering) Yes, they were all the names of. – That’s a good one. – The new folders. – It is kinda, you can make that one fun and just have kind of a
Choose Your Own Adventure. – I like that! I like that a lot. I don’t think she was
probably in a fun mood. – No. (laughing) – I imagine this project had priority. – Probably, yes. – I like the Go die at the end. (laughing) – Maybe that’s his birth name. Your loving brother, Go Die. – Godie. – Godie. – It’s pronounced go-dee. – It is. – No, I like it. It’s straight and to the point. – Yeah. 17. – [Tristan] Never cheat
on a tattoo artist. Never. – Ever. – Okay. – I can’t tell what this is from here. – That is. – Is it a stupid face? It’s her back. – No, it’s a pile of crap. – Is it? – Yeah, flies and. – I see a weird nose and two
faces, two eyeballs I mean. – See, I want to know, like. – I’m too far back. – I can’t fully believe
that this is vengeance here. There’s no way unless
you drugged the person and did something illegal
to get this tattoo on them. – Not necessarily. Here’s. – Oh God. – No, hang on. So, say she cheated on the tattoo artist, and all of a sudden she’s like, “Aw man, you’re a tattoo artist. “You can tattoo me for free. “Yeah, I wanted this thing on my back. “This big, I don’t know, New
York skyline on my back.” You’re like yeah, I’ll do it for you. You can’t see what
they’re doing back there, and they’re like, ta-da I’ve done it, and you’re like No! – Okay, that’s true, that’s true. – So I don’t think he or she tattooed her without her knowing. She just didn’t know what
was getting tattooed on her. – I still think this is too far. – Sure. – Yeah, absolutely too far. Don’t do this. – Tat-too far? – Especially if you’re
not a tattoo artist. (snickering) – [Mike] 16, messing
with garbage collectors doesn’t pay off either. – So they’ve put all the trash just surrounding the car. They have mildly inconvenienced this man. – See again, it’s not terrible. – No. – Sucks if one of those breaks open, now there’s trash everywhere. – It’s true. – But yeah, no, this is fine. 15, I am a thief. Okay, wait before I begin. (snickering) This is, I am reading this. This is not coming from me. I am a thief. I stole a girl’s phone from a Panera Bread I work at in downtown
Evanston on Saturday. Unfortunately for me, I was arrested last night and the cops
found the phone I stole and got it back to the
girl it belonged to. Stupidly, I had logged in to the phone to Facebook and Twitter so now, the owner can type whatever
she wants on my accounts. Karma’s funny like that, huh? Maybe this will teach you some honesty and you’ll be smart next time to not take things that don’t
belong to you, idiot. So, I’m gathering this is
her posting on his account. – Yes. – Yeah. Oww. – And letting everyone
he’s connected with know. This isn’t awful, this isn’t terrible. – Don’t steal things. – Yeah, I wonder if he was arrested for the phone stealing or something else. – I’m gonna say something else. – Yeah, it looks that way. – That’s my bet. 14. – [Tristan] Take advantage of her cheating to make other people happy. And he has put all of his (snickering) girlfriend’s clothes out in
the street for others to take. – [Mike] Oh, well that’s nice. – Kind of illegal. – No, it’s illegal though, I think. – It says, take advantage of her cheating to make other people happy. – Oh man. – He kicked her out of the house and now he’s giving away all her stuff. She’s a size eight and 10. Help yourselves, it says. – I don’t need any size
eight or 10 women’s pants, so I won’t be partaking in the taking. – Plus, that’s technically
an accessory to thievery. – 13, oh I get this one? – You want me to? – I’m gonna preface this one again by saying, this is not me. This is not a personal story. When I was eight years old, my neighbor’s dog kept pooping on my yard. So one day, I pooped on his yard. – Why would you do that, Mike? – Well I did not, so I can’t answer you. – So that’s just an eight year old at the time getting classic revenge. Crappy way to do it. – I’m impressed with the
handwriting being so poor. – Mmhmm. – And neighbor being spelled correctly. Oh no, I popped on his yard, sorry. – Hmm. Wait, does that mean, like? – Can’t spell pooped but
he can spell neighbor? Yes. – Well he spelt it right one time. – Right, and not the other time. – That gives me, like. – Maybe like held his breath and went (pffting) on the yard. – That’s what I’m worried about. Did he explode on the yard? – Yup, he popped on their yard. – Oh no! – [Mike] 12. – [Tristan] What’s the word? – [Both] Booted. – [Tristan] All right, it is booted. – If you’re going to be
someone who is supposed to. – Okay, yeah. – Keep people from, or
not keep people from, but making sure people uphold the law, do it yourself. – That’s true. – Like, sorry. – Yeah, didn’t even occur to me. How about that? – I’ve had too many times where there’s been a police
officer speeding by me but his lights aren’t on
or anything like that, or I had one the other
day, no turn signal on. I’m like, look. – Yeah, use your turn signal. Not just police officers, just use your friggin’ turn signal. – Yeah, if you’re gonna. Abide by the rules you enforce. – True. – That’s all there is to it. 11, how’s this for a story? (snickering) Oh man, I’m getting all
the stories that aren’t me. – I know. – I started receiving
irritating texts today from a number I didn’t recognize. I informed the sender that
he had the wrong number, but he, oh man, I’m gonna have to step up, these lights are too bright. But he replied that he didn’t care. He was just having fun and told me to shush and enjoy the ride. So I pulled the Taken quote on him, informing him that I
didn’t know who he was or what he wanted, but
that I had a special sort of skills which made me a nightmare for people like him, etc. He displayed amusement, but didn’t detest in the prank texts. Desist, sorry, in the prank texts. Therefore, after giving
him one more fair warning, which I rejected, I took action. Thanks to an online wake up call service, starting one month from
today he will receive a phone call every morning at five am. If he does not repent,
this will automatically continue every day until Christmas Eve. Then I will relent and bequeath to him a good night’s rest as a Christmas present. That, kids, is why you don’t give your cell phone number
to people you don’t know. And did I mention that
if he answers the phone I will play the military bugle in his ear? Because I will. And for those of you who
don’t know the military bugle, let’s throw that in here. – I think that’s a free sound – It should be. – On YouTube audio. (military bugling) – Yeah, so. – It’s actually in the audio library. – You’re probably hearing
the mulitary, mili, mulitary. You’re probably hearing the
military bugle right now. (imitates bugling) If not, there. – Just in case. 10. – Justice has been done. You ass. – Oh, it’s a donkey behind him. – Mmhmm. – Aww. – Also, his bunny ears suck. – Yeah, he’s not really trying. – Yeah, well. – What is that kid
holding, a cardboard tube? – Looks that way. – All right. – Maybe like a walking stick? – I, too, bring cardboard tubes. – He’s all like. – To the middle of fields. – Hunched over too. – Is he? – He’s like me in high school. – Kind of looks like
the dude’s picking him up by his shirt, but I know he’s not. Yeah, no, I mean, it’s not really revenge. It wasn’t planned, but
it’s more of instant karma. – Yeah. – Than revenge. – Oh yes. Instant karma deserved by people (laughing) that do something as heinous as this. – It matches the crime. – Yeah, eye for an eye. Ear for an ear. – Two ears for two ears. – Two ears for two ears. Well two ears for two fingers. – Nine, dear douchebag bike thief. Fantastic! I’ve grabbed your attention. Hi there! You stole my bike last week. Admittedly I was kind of
ticked off about this, but less so when I realized that you left your face on
camera at the station. And also you have not realized, but I this is not the first time I’ve had, the first bike I’ve had stolen, so I’ve put a tracer
inside the bike frame, so unfortunately for you
I know where you live. Please, dear bike thief,
don’t take this as a threat. I’m sure you had your reasons. I just want my bike back. All I’m asking is that you return the bike before the end of this week. That will be the end of it. If not, you’ll be getting a visit by our Majesty’s finest. Oh, must be Britain as well. Also, could be Canada. In case you’ve taken more than one bike, mine was the gray Giant. Have a good day. They should hang out with the phone guy. – Phone guy, yeah. Sorry, I rewrote it word for word what was on the initial post. – That’s fine. – Mmhmm. Don’t steal bikes, otherwise this guy will get His Majesty’s finest on you. – Don’t steal things. – I like to think that he was British and the guy that stole it was American, and he just. – Rode the bike to America. – Yeah, back to America and then. – Cool. – The British are after him. – I’m sure the British are after him, even if he is British. – Oh yeah. – [Mike] Eight. – [Tristan] Make their life
as difficult as you can. – [Mike] Oh it’s this guy. – [Tristan] I have some
reservations on this one. – I have seen this one. – Do you know the context of it? – Uh, is this the electrical bill? – It looks like, Communications, so. – Yeah, oh no, there
was one where there was an electrical bill where he
paid everything in pennies. – Oh yeah. – Like, he wheelbarrowed. – Yeah, I know that. I know that story but, I mean, I hope this isn’t just
like some kind of person trying to do their job, like it’s just dropped off. – Oh no, the person who got this is just someone trying to do their job. – Ohh. – You know this. – That, that’s. – Same with the pennies person. It’s like, the person at the front desk never has anything to do with what you’re upset about. – I know. – Unless you’re literally upset with the person at the front desk. – I hate (hands slapping) the provider of Inter, not Internet, well sometimes. I hate the provider of
electric in Gainesville. – Oh. – But, I am not gonna go yelling at the people that are just doing their job and trying to make a living. – That’s right. – In fact, they’re probably
getting screwed over too. – This video is sponsored by GRU. – Well I wasn’t gonna
say their name, but yeah. GRU, you suck. – Anyone can look it up! – True. – You just said the electric
company in Gainesville. That’s, oh. – Well, I didn’t think that they were gonna go through that much effort, but yeah GRU, ya suck! (laughing) – And our lights go out. – Yeah, that would suck. – Tristan’s address is. – No, don’t. – Seven, an artistic upgrade
of his car can also work. Aww, are those keys? – Yeah, she keyed it. – Oh, again, don’t destroy property. It sucks, and I admit it, but
wow that’s gonna be a lot. – Yeah. – Man, there are other
ways to go about this. – Also, they probably
know it’s you that did it. (laughing) – Yeah, ooh. – Unless you’re really a terrible person. – Twist, he did it to frame her. – Ohh. – Yeah. – Well, then you’re a horrible person! (laughing) You’re a double horrible person. – Six, make some profit
out of his mistakes. – Very mad mother selling 16 year old son’s 1993 Ford Ranger. Drove three months before son forgot how to use his brain and got
caught driving drunk. $3,500 OBO. – Or best offer. – Or best offer, thank you. – Call meanest mother in Wyoming. – Whern! Blur out her number before we put this. – Yeah, I should probably
blur out that number. – Wow. – Hey, I. – Whatever you do, don’t call 307. So I read the top, I
didn’t realize the top was probably that
section for the For Sale, and I thought she was selling 400 trucks. I’m like, where did
she get so many trucks? – She already has made profit clearly. – Oh man. – Yeah, this is justified I guess. – Yeah, no, that’s just good parenting. Like, hey you’re gonna drive drunk. First of all, underage drinking. Secondly, illegal driving drunk. Yeah, you don’t deserve this. – I don’t condone drinking and driving. – No. – No, this kid got what he deserved. – Yeah, oh yeah. – Yup. – So yeah, not even revenge. This is good parenting. – Mmhmm, it is. Maybe he learned a lesson, or. – [Mike] Five. – Tell the world how bad they are while taking away what they want the most. So this is from a grandmother. – Their grandma? – Yeah. – Somebody took away their grandma. – She placed an ad in a
bunch of magazines that said, Yes, it is me. I am sick to death of watching
you lot fight over my money. I am not dead yet. So here you go. I’m spending it. – Oh damn. – I am putting this message
in every magazine I can find and will be keep doing it
until the money is gone. Then maybe you can all stop bickering. Shame on you all. From Bernie. – Grandma Bernie. – Yup. Grandma Bernie does not screw around. – Wow, no. That’s awesome. – Mmhmm. – Oh man, I’ve never had to deal with inheritance stuff like that, but I’ve heard people. – Yeah, no, inheritance gets rough. – Whoo. Only child. – I haven’t gone it through it, but I do, I have seen
it happen and it sucks. – Man. – Stopped being friends with those people. – Again, I don’t know if
that’s so much revenge as in. – Good grandmothering,
good grandparenting. – I’m teaching you a lesson. Four. – [Tristan] She wrapped all
his stuff in wrapping paper. – [Mike] I can’t even
tell what I’m looking at. I see gum and an iguana. – [Tristan] No, it’s
just all of his equipment and stuff in wrapping paper. – I’m stepping up. I’m coming in your living rooms. It’s a bookshelf and a Xbox, okay. I saw Orbit gum, where the little pieces, and you open them piece by piece and you pull it out with
an iguana resting on top. – Is there actually an iguana? – No, that’s an Xbox I believe. – Okay, well there’s a
difference between that. It’s like Christmas where all the gifts are really disappointing because it’s stuff you have already. – It’s a weird version,
or a different version of the Jim-Dwight prank. – Oh yeah, Merry Christmas Dwight. – Except his stuff’s actually in there. ‘Cause wasn’t it all just fake? – It was all cardboard. – Yeah, it was all cardboard. – Don’t open ’til Christmas, though. (snickering) Great prank, yeah. Well, yeah this isn’t, you’ve mildly inconvenienced someone. – And you’ve used a heck
of a lot of wrapping paper. – You’ve killed the environment. – Wow. – Mmhmm. – How terrible. – Merry Christmas, Earth. – [Mike] Three. – Not me, by the way. Actually, I’ll take credit for this. – Oh, wow. – No. Tonight was the greatest
night of my life at work. There was this kid,
like 13 or 14 years old. Bit of a chip on his shoulder. I was talking video games with him and he asked me which system I preferred. I told him I like Playstation and he said, and I quote word for word, No wonder you’re working a dead end retail job for Christmas. You make terrible life decisions. (laughing) Don’t take this kid’s side. I mean, clever, quick wit. Yeah, it stung a little, but this is where it gets good. I hope. He goes off to find his mom and he’s trying to convince her to buy him Grand Theft Auto V for him. She was unsure so I took
full advantage of this. – [Mike] Oh, I do know this one. – I approached her and told
her how violent the game is, how much nudity, sex, drugs
and alcohol there was, but her mind was made up not to get it when I told her you can steal 747 jets and crash them into buildings in downtown. Her disgusted face made me smile and after the look the kid gave me, I was expecting to find him waiting in the parking lot after my shift. Waiting to throw down. (chuckling) – I mean, ugh. – This is good revenge. – Yeah. – Good parenting. – It is! – From the video game guy. – Yeah. – He’s like a surrogate father to the kid. – Yeah, don’t, like. I guess it’s really up to
the parents, but come on, there’s a reason those games
are rated Mature, come on. – Yup. – I love the parents that
buy that for their kids, and like, What? It’s like, you didn’t do the research. What are you doing? – Which, to be fair, the minimal research you even have to do is looking
on the back of the box. (hand slapping) – Yup. Two, FYI, To whoever
stole my water bottle, it had my estrogen supplement in it. Have fun with that. – This is on the teleprompter. This didn’t actually happen to him. (laughing) We’re not shouting out to you guys. – Well, my last name is Estrin, so. – So, close enough. It is him. (laughing) Surprise. – Aaah. Again, I don’t think that’s. That’s not even revenge, that’s just hey. You took. – Coincidence. – Yeah, well. – That’s lucky, how bout that? – [Mike] One. – But usually, venting your anger on something he values gives
you that best satisfaction. – Yeah, until you’re arrested. – Yup. I don’t know why we’re
saving this for number one. We’ve been showing destroyed
property this whole time. – Stop, and it’s all
cars for the most part. – It is all cars, but. – Stop damaging people’s stuff
just ’cause they wronged you. – And she damaged the frying pan maybe. – I doubt it. – Maybe, I said maybe. – I don’t think so. I think the frying pan’s fine. Maybe she scratched the kevlar coat. (gasping) Is it kevlar coating? – No, no. – I think it is. No, I know kevlar’s in the bullets. Is it, it’s not silicone. Damn it, the coating, whatever. – Yeah. – Let me know what the coating is below. – Yeah, stop damaging property. You will go to jail. – If that’s worth it to
you, I guess whatever. Nothing we say is gonna change your mind. – Because then they’re the
ones getting vengeance. – Yeah, so. – Honestly, I think they
were right at the beginning. The best revenge is
just living a nice life. – Yeah. So, what’s the silliest thing
that you’ve done for revenge? Let us know in the comments below, or tweet your answer to us @List25. – And if it’s illegal we’ll call the cops. (laughing) Maybe, we have things to do. – Hello, cops? – That’s all I’m gonna say. – You might wanna check
out our comments section. That’s all. – All the eveidence you need. Book ’em boys. – That’s our revenge. – There he is. (funky music) – [Mike] Enjoying our lists? Be sure to click that subscribe button on the bottom right and
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100 thoughts on “25 Perfectly Evil And Satisfying Ways To Get Revenge On Someone Who Did You Wrong

  1. Right and left are opposite.
    Right and wrong are opposite.
    This arguably means left is wrong.

    Looking at a square, 3 lefts make a right.

    This means that even if 2 wrongs don't make a right, 3 wrongs DO make a right.

  2. How is it Tristan can read & see everything just fine but, Mike can't read or see any of it without difficulty?

  3. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/lottery-winner-arrested-for-dumping-200000-of-manure-on-ex-boss-lawn/ I think this should have made the list lol

  4. I totally agree w Don’t park in front of a fire hydrant.. but couldn’t they literally just put the hose around or up & over the car?? Lol it prol took longer to break both windows and feed it thru the car, but I guess they were making a point lmao 🤦🏼‍♀️

  5. Actually firefighters do that all the time. Saving lives is more important. And they get huge fines to boot.

  6. Not me. A husband found out that his wife was cheating with a dozen different men. He…ouch….put icy hot on her tampon….

  7. My neighbor trained his dog (A Harlequin Great Dane) to poop on our lawn and would reward said dog for raiding our trash, eating food in our backyard (cook-outs), and destroying our garden. Every time I complained to the jerk, he said that what its like to be rich, you can do anything you want. One day I found out he got plush carpeting for his house, and leather furniture (complete set). I had enough, so I filled a large bowl with milk and cereal and left if out. When said dog came over and ate said cereal of the table in my back yard, he laughed and said sucks to be you, I trained him to do that. He then put his dog into his house and drove away. When he got home, I was at work. All my neighbors said they all saw him drive home, enter the house, and start crying. Say…oh no…..Oh NO…..OHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOO! Did I mention that I opened on economy box of laxitive and poor it into the cereal……….

  8. I want revenge to my friends for breaking my rare limited edition gold ver bey for my collections I TRIED TO FIX IT NOW JM GETTING REVENGE AND MAKING THEM BUY ME A NEW ONE,damn im smart

  9. I have an extremely elaborate revenge plan for my cheating ex. We broke up 2 years ago but it’ll likely take another year for him to pay back the thousands of dollars he owes me. But once he does… 😈

    (It’s nothing illegal, nothing I can get in trouble for. No property will be damaged, no laws will be broken, no words will even be exchanged between him and myself. But it will be a HUGE dose of karma. I can’t wait. ☺️)

  10. I put finely powdered cayenne pepper between the fly of my ex husband's tidy whities. He felt nothing until he peed, bringing back that tiny drop of moisture and causing a ferocious stinging. He came home, confessed he had been cheating on me and that I should see a doctor.
    After he moved out, I subscribed him to every type of kinky porn list and magazine and had it all to go his work address.
    I'm quite a nice person until you piss me off.

  11. I just leave that person alone..karma is much better at handling people than I am..also I don't wanna go to prison.

  12. The fire fighters could have easily run the fire hose either around the vehicle or on top of the vehicle. They did not have to go through the vehicle by breaking the windows. But the person should have obeyed traffic laws and should not have blocked the fire hydrant.

  13. I had an envelope full of glitter sent to her. She thought an ex did it, as if an ex would ever care enough to send glitter. Thats mad mean girl moves all the way.

  14. Volunteer or paid, firefighters, first responders, EMT's, and paramedics…..all are PROFESSIONALS!!!

  15. I want to say my best revenge but it is very Jerry Springer and it was a long time ago. Also I did damage property, but it was property I paid for. Okay here we go… when I was 8 months pregnant with my daughter the father did not show up at the baby shower I found him at a girl's house after. I sat outside and blew my horn, then I climbed on the hood of his car and waited until he came out then kicked the windshield in. Needless to say he was too embarrassed to call the police. Not my proudest moment.

  16. with 18, if the sister is smart, and he didnt change the project name, she can just search using explorer?

  17. #19 There is a plastic "pipe wrench" thing with an adjustable rubber strap used for PVC pipe. It is excellent for opening (or closing) ANY sized jar or bottle.

  18. If you actually want to damage property why don't you just go into their house light a little match and leave. make sure they don't see you though like put it under the bed or something like that by the time I noticed a fire you should be gone & interment to nothing 😈🕵👍

  19. Back in college, one of my suitemates used to piss in the sink if someone was already pissing in the toilet when he'd walk into the bathroom that four of us shared, and he'd even do it at night when he was drunk. My roommate and I let him know that we didn't like that sh!t, but he still did it, just not as often. One night, when he ended up passing out on the floor, sitting against the wall in a corner, with his mouth wide open…
    So I went to my mini fridge, grabbed a cheddarwurst sausage, then proceeded to pull out my dong as I stood right in front of his face, and slipped the sausage in and out of his mouth until he woke up. And right before he could realize exactly what was going on, I threw the sausage behind me so all that he saw was me standing there with my dong out, while he was left with a weird taste in his mouth, and a really bad feeling about what was going on while he was passed out.
    Oh, and my roommate pissed in the guy's mouthwash throughout 2 semesters.

  20. I’m looking for some real revenge something to destroy their lives. This shit is lame. If you have some really good revenge ideas, post them below. The dish is cold and I’m ready to get started. They stole 30,000 dollars from my elderly mother just ONE day after her bf of 18 years died.

  21. Well…. The best thing I ever did for revenge was her much hotter sister. Stupid me, shoulda started with her to begin with.

  22. oftentimes if it's destroyed property like say the Porsche for instance that maybe his car but if they're married it's a marital asset so it's as much her car as it is his so she can legally destroy it and that could sort out a lot of these other random acts of vandalism

  23. my wife has using my hairbrush and causing the puffy part with the bristles to come out and ruining my brush so one morning when I went to use my brush and I ended up with the bristles stuck in my hair and the handle in my hand I cut the bristles off of her brush

  24. I entwined my entire childhood bedroom with white sewing thread as a means of revenge against my sister who would all the time enter my room without permission. Then I sneaked out the window and waited in the woods until nightfall. She nearly killed herself when she entered and almost pulled everything down on top of her. She was often messing up my room, so I just helped her to make the mess since I would be cleaning it up anyways. I got punished by my parents and she got away scot free as she always did. But I felt satisfaction in weaving my web to trap her in it.

  25. So my friend cuss me out in a video and the thing I’m about to do is…when I get back to school I will spread rumors about the video>:3

  26. Funny.
    I did the wrap thing. Certain unnamed individual pissed at me
    I went to Dollarama and bought a case.
    Every bloody thing in the house was wrapped. I mean "Everything".
    Even the socks. Individually wrapped up. The soap in the shower wrapped. I mean everything in that house was wrapped.
    God that individual was pissed but never did bad too me again.

  27. If the dog poops in your yard , heres what to do . you pick it up and throw it away its just shit why not

  28. Did she somehow remove the search function? Rendering his system incapable to be searched….

    Yeah… Nothing wrong with destroying a Playstation. It is definitely a healthy alternative to beating him with it before she can get that full mortal combat fatality by ramming the controller up his ass.

  29. Please mike get some contacts before your vision gets worse. I love your humor, cheery outlook,and I want you to continue doing list 25.

  30. I was petty in high school twice. #1 I dated a guy for more than a year & for the 1st time ever gave myself to a man. 6 months later he was caught cheating. I broke up with him & for revenge i signed his email up for every website i could find for male enlargement, men looking for men etc.
    #2 a girl was a druggy & would constantly tell people that she was going to keep going after my BF till she had sex with him. She was trying to be friends with my best friend. So we hatched a plan… I got laxative pills & my friend offered it to her & said they would F* her up. She blindly took them & had to run to the bathroom all day.
    I havent done this but debated on it lol. They say if a car is sitting outside & you put a wet jolly rancher on the windshield… When they try to take it off the windshield will crack or shatter.

  31. I love how you slander volunteer EMS/FIREFIGHTERS/PARAMEDICS. THEY are substandard?. You two douche sippers could not get helium off the ground. You two look like a bad year book photo of the meat swallower's Glee club…

  32. My ex-girlfriend was cheating on me when I was an armed guard back in 98 she dumped me without telling me that she was getting married, she came back to me after her second divorce then she dumped me again in 2012.

  33. I saw one where a mom sold her daughter's One Direction tickets online because the daughter had been running around with older guys and breaking curfew.

  34. You can always just get his parents shot and killed chop them up and put their remains in chili and feed it to him. Then have the lead singer from Radiohead watch and call him a loser.

  35. After going thru so much over the past few years alone and losing so much b c of one specific group, I'm getting pretty tired of moral issues with revenge speeches. One guy in that group physically and emotionally tortured me and not only got a thrill from it, but essentially justice failed to keep him in prison where he belongs. So I want revenge and Karma isn't working fast enough, cause he's living well, while I have to rely on assisted housing.
    Long story short, I've earned freedom and happiness more than he has yet, he hasn't been properly punished for what he put me thru and I don't wanna hear the cliched lectures b c I don't care in this case, none of u saw what this guy did to me so unless u can be respectful, don't bother responding, cause I Will ignore it!

  36. Yeah but if you close the jars they will just come to you and ask you to do something which is annoying when you're mad at eachother

  37. I was trying to look up things to do to my brother because he is always doing something to hurt me or mentally hurt me he's two years older than me and he's a boy so I have it rough everyday good thing I found this vid

  38. Tristan, stop being such a spergy, little twit. Stop bouncing on your toes, stuttering and whining, for Christ's sake. Your halting, lispy way of speaking is annoying af. Just let Mike narrate from now on.

    You are irritating enough to unsubscribe from a very cool channel.

    Man up, cupcake. Or, at least pretend to.

  39. I was mad at my husband for being a jerk so whilst he was taking a shower, I retrieved the pair of boxers from the bathroom and sewed the waistband closed. I had plenty of time because he worked at an iron foundry so it took a while to get clean. Nothing too mean or horrible, it was really funny.

  40. #1 looks like a cast iron skillet. I have three of them. That’s the only kind of skillet I use, and no, they are not coated with Teflon.

  41. only one host is needed. im gonna stop watching this channel if that other guy keeps running his fucking mouth.

  42. I was struggling with two young children when interfering mother in law said I should have another one. Had some discomfit and went for a suggested hesterectomy though the second opinion was against it.

  43. When I was a young kid, one of my brothers would always breathe in my face, knowing that he had bad breath. I then noticed that whenever he did this, he opened his mouth as wide as he could. So, the next time he did this, I spat in his mouth. He never did it again.

  44. Here’s what I have done.

    I’m a stupid child, so I wrote a frikin War tready thing containing my 3 of my best friends, one is on both sides soo that’s bad, and MY WORST ENEMY

    I took a piece of paper, had my friend make him write his signature, cut it out and then glued it on because he would NOT sign that thing if I showed it to him 🙂

    19 IS SEXIST! >:(

    I also had another psycho friend sign it

    I think I’m going insane TwT

  45. I am happy to see you guyS having fun. People are so serious.
    Keep the videos coming You seriously crack me up.
    My daughter was killed last year and I have no closure so not much makes me laugh anymore and very few entertain at all, you guys are great.
    Why can’t others just laugh, enjoy and stop putting others down.

  46. A bowl with 2 part foam insulation in somebodys car works well. Completely fills every nook and cranny inside. Yes…i did it.

  47. Disclaimer:Im not crazy im just angry soo dont go killing me in da comments

    Welp im a 14yr old boy who wants revenge on my father for treating me like sh*t for my whole life no kidding he has taunted me since i was a baby how ik my mom told me how he treated md like he wanted nothing 2 do with me soo tbh i dont care about living a happy life all i wanna do is see him hurt like i hurt btw y he hates me is he thought i was gonna turn out gay from like since i was 2 soo now dat i wanna be a fashion designer he is disgusted by it and even though im not gay (not dat there is anything wrong with dat at all)
    He still hates me o and he is verbally abusive soo all yall can gather up dat my dad is a complete douche bag with a black heart….nooo scratch dat he has no heart. Sorry about dat rant

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